He Comes From the Void

"It's over. I can't go home."

Just when Rambo was in despair, Kai'Sa behind her took a peek at the rocket in the sky, and the pod fired a round of hovering missiles, which detonated the rocket in the air with great precision, leaving only a pile of burning debris falling like raindrops.

"It's said to be tattered, but that's all." Kai'Sa frowned disdainfully.

He was speechless for a moment, thinking in his heart that you are amazing and you are right, and at the same time silently promised that he would never say that his shooting skills are the limit.

Rambo was relieved for a while, but the next moment his heart was raised in his throat again.

"I remember there was a safety ejector...is it this big red button?"

Kahn's words made Rambo's blood pressure rise sharply, and he begged Kahn sharply not to touch that button, otherwise the whole mecha would explode.

That was his life's work!

Kahn just feigned a shot, of course he would not press the button, seeing that Rambo had learned enough lessons, he jumped out of the cockpit.

He asked Kai'Sa to let go of Rambo, and he didn't know whether it was honesty or intentional, Kai'Sa let go directly, and then the little man fell to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Rambo groaned, then immediately got up and ran towards the mecha, trying to regain control of the situation.

In fact, staying on it just made him feel safe. He knew that he had no way to deal with Kai'Sa, and it was impossible to control the situation.

"Lambo, I actually know you." Kahn said earnestly, which made Lambert stop.

"You know me? Rambo, the strongest mechanized driver in Runeterra!"

This long attributive made Kahn quite speechless. In his eyes, this mech was no different from a toy.

In order to stop him from feeling so good about himself, Kahn uttered a name that Rambo considered taboo.

"Not only do I know you, I also know Tristana." He said, "I also know why your mech is named Tristy."

"Ahhh! Stop talking, stop talking! I can't hear, I can't hear!" Rambo blushed instantly, and couldn't help blushing... well, there was no sign of blushing on his furry face.

"I warn you, stop talking! Otherwise I will..."

"Otherwise what?" Kai'Sa cast a dangerous gaze.

"Otherwise I'll press the automatic ejection device and eject myself!" He yelled shamelessly, he couldn't afford to lose this man.

He wouldn't say that he named the mech Tristy because only Tristana stood up to defend him when he was ridiculed.

"You might want to laugh me to death." Kahn paused, "I don't need to say anything, but you have to do something."

"What do you want to do?" Rambo hugged the mech's foot vigilantly.

"For example, take me to Bandle City to visit—"

"No!" Rambo yelled suddenly: "You humans are not allowed to enter Bandle City!"

"What's the reason?" Kahn crossed his arms and looked down at the little dwarf Rambo.

In fact, he just wanted to go and see if there were any magical creatures devouring evolution that Runeterra didn't have, but there were enough magical creatures in Runeterra, so it wasn't necessary to go.

"I don't know! I know that Bandle City does not allow humans to enter, you'd better not go! No humans have set foot there for hundreds of years."

"Well, then I won't go. I wanted to visit your garbage dump." Kane murmured, "Well, I'll ask you a few questions. If you answer well, I'll let you go."

Rambo thought for a while, and nodded when he thought it was acceptable.

"First, what are you doing in Shurima?"

"Pick up junk." Rambo pointed to his small trailer: "Shurima has a long history, and there are many dusty treasures. They are all regarded as junk by people who don't know the goods, and I come to save them!"

Speaking of junk, Rambo became very excited, because he was inspired to become a great inventor of waste recycling.

He gave his speech in high spirits: "The junk is full of potential! Fools don't see its value, but with imagination, hard work and love, the junk can become the best mecha! ...or something else .”

Kaisha on the side was very speechless to Rambo's logic. This broken mech would bully ordinary people. Even the rocket guidance is not as accurate as her barrage, so what is the best mecha.

"Stop, next question." Kahn felt that Rambo was very noisy, so he quickly changed the subject: "Where is your witch now?"

"Which witch? There is more than one witch in Bandle City." Rambo blew on his beard and stared.

"Tell me what you know."

"The No. 1 witch, Lulu, always stays with Tristana. Tristana is the guerrilla gunner. She always protects the gates leading to Bandle City from being destroyed, so as to protect the yordles who are outside. Everyone can find their way home."

"And Lulu has the Whisper Key, which can open many portals, so Tristana took her with her. But I don't like Lulu, because that daredevil always thinks Tristana is Poppy, although They both have purple skin, silver hair, and the same little wrinkle on their noses when they're angry, but Poppy is a lot more serious than Tristana, who has a fiery temper, and only a fool would mistake them both!"

"The second witch, Nora, I only know that she lives with a female cat named Yumi in a forest hut in the forest valley on the outskirts of Bandle City. She is rarely seen in the city. And she has a magic book, which can be used at any time. Open all the portals from Bandle City to Runeterra, so Nora often takes her cats to adventure, travel and collect things in Runeterra."

Rambo sneered while showing a sour expression. In his opinion, Lulu is a scumbag witch who follows Tristana every day like a follower, recklessly causing all kinds of troubles. I really don’t understand why Tristana treats She is so patient.

Kahn didn't want to listen to Rambo's Luser's speech, but he thought about it along with his words - Bobby and Tristana are indeed quite alike, otherwise why would it be called a hammer-shaped cannon?

Moreover, all yordle women seem to have purple skin. Does this mean that Nora, whom he has never seen, is also purple-skinned?

"Is Nora still in Bandle City now?" he asked.

"Should be there. What? Do you have any ideas about the tome? Do you want to use the tome to invade Bandle City?" Rambo made Kahn's brain into a villain, and then declared to the death: "Hmph ! Then you are looking for the wrong person, I will not help you even if I die!"

Bandle City is the home of the yordles, and all yordles will consciously maintain their homeland to keep it from disaster.

Even Rambo, a little guy with no friends, would do it.