How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

This is probably a dream.

Zhuo Yunyi told herself so in her heart.

In this dream, he became the land **** of Jiang Jin.

"Ah, Xiao Yi, are you really going to kill me?"

In front of him was an extremely ugly mud monster whose voice was as rough and hoarse as a wasteland that had been dried up for a long time, but it inexplicably revealed a feeling that he missed.

As the **** of the earth, in the land shrine, although he is not easy, he can also defeat the opponent.

After a long period of hard fighting, the opponent's body was covered with cracks, and she could defeat the opponent as long as she applied a little bit of strength.

However, when the mud on the monster's face cracked, revealing the pale and familiar face under the mud, Zhuo Yunyi's spell collapsed like that.

Even though she wanted to protect the land of Jiang Jin and the humans living on this land, that's why she worked hard to fight.

But at the last moment, she hesitated, frightened, and flinched.

The nightmare of the past entangled himself again.

I lost the courage to fight, but I didn’t want the person I had most admired and admired to make greater mistakes. So, as if to materialize her nightmare, the extremely hard rock covered the girl’s body, and finally became Created a sculpture.

In the eyes of the sculpture, the only drop of water that was not covered by the stone struck the stone surface and dripped onto the ground.

…

Zhuo Yunyi felt that she had had a long dream, but when she opened her eyes, she couldn't remember anything, but there were still tears on her face.

"Have you had a nightmare?"

She raised her head because of the sound and sat on the side of the bed. The eldest lady who had saved herself gave her a gentle smile as always.

At this moment, Zhuo Yunyi felt that he might be born in the world just to see this smile.

It’s been more than a hundred years since I met the eldest lady. To be honest, she has almost forgotten her experience as a mortal, and even her stepfather’s abominable face and her biological mother’s cowardly appearance are no longer remembered. , But only on the day when I met the eldest lady, the warmth that seemed to make my already cold heart beat again is still fresh in my memory.

"Well, it seems so." Zhuo Yunyi nodded, and then leaned toward the place where the eldest lady was like a coquettish little girl: "Although I don't remember, it must be a very sad and desperate one. Dream."

Even now, thinking back to the feeling in the dream, I still feel that my heart is gripped by an invisible big hand, depressed and uncomfortable.

"Then be happy, don't humans often say that dreams and reality are the opposite."

The eldest lady chuckled, and then lowered her head to bite the colored thread in her hand, and handed the thing embroidered in her hand to Zhuo Yunyi: "Look, you have done a good job of repairing it, I gave it to Xiaoyi!"

Zhuo Yunyi took it curiously and found that the eldest lady was embroidering a piece of Jinpa, but for some reason, two ducks were embroidered on the Jinpa.

"Miss, is there any allusion to these two ducks?" So the girl asked curiously.

"It's not a duck, it's a mandarin duck, a mandarin duck!"

The eldest lady corrected her face earnestly: "This kind of bird goes in and out of each other, and is unswerving, a symbol of love!"

"Huh? But I remember that mandarin ducks are actually very caring birds. The male bird changes to a female bird every year. The penguin should be the one who is truly persistent, right?"

Zhuo Yunyi frowned and said subconsciously.

"How, how is it possible...what kind of bird is a penguin?" The eldest lady showed an expression of shocked worldview.

Zhuo Yunyi described the penguin in his memory again.

"Isn't that Yumin (a resident of a special country in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, many people think it is a penguin)?" The lady's expression became a little confused: "And Xiaoyi, where do you know these things? of?"

"Hmm, don't remember..."

Zhuo Yunyi tilted his head and thought for a long time, but couldn't remember where he came to know these weird knowledge, and finally gave up helplessly.

Then, the memory before losing consciousness came back to her mind.

As a result, her face turned white all of a sudden: "Miss, there are two weird people talking about them. They seem to be looking for the Land Shrine..."

"Ah, for those two guests, I have invited them in. Remember when you see them in the future, don't be rude, you know?"

"..."

What is the purpose of their efforts...

Zhuo Yunyi was already OTZ.

"By the way, why did the eldest suddenly start to learn embroidery?"

After sorting out his mood, Zhuo Yunyi continued to ask: "Isn't the eldest lady more interested in martial arts, medical pharmacology, and agriculture?"

"Because there has been a change in mood." The young lady subconsciously closed her bun with her hand.

Zhuo Yunyi discovered that she had a luxurious jade hairpin in her hair bun.

As usual, Miss Earth God would use a peach tree with buds as a hairpin.

"This jade hairpin," Zhuo Yunyi blinked his eyes and realized that he actually had an impression of this jade hairpin: "Could it be that scholar's..."

"Yes," the eldest lady did not cover up, but she nodded generously and admitted: "Because I was given this kind of stuff, so I at least want to show something. For example..."

"Duck handkerchief?"

"It's a mandarin duck handkerchief!"

"But Miss, Xianfan is different..." Zhuo Yunyi wanted to say something, but was stopped by the latter.

"I know, Xiao Yi." Her smile became a little lonely: "Don't worry, I won't sink too deep."

…

Xu Shenxing and the others lived in the Land Shrine for about three days.

However, judging from the calendar that changes every day on the wall, I am afraid that the timeline in the dreamland has passed half a year.

During this period of time, Zhuo Xiangzhu and the scholar fought fiercely, and the relationship developed further.

But at the same time, this time span also made Xu Shenxing and the others discover some unusual places.

"Hey, Old Xu, did you say that the body of the former land **** is getting worse and worse?"

Even Xiao Zhengyi, who was mortal with naked eyes, noticed something was wrong. One day, he sat bored on the wooden chair and asked Xu Shenxing.

Probably only Zhuo Yunyi and the scholar who had been with each other day and night had not clearly felt this.

"Not only that, according to Jasmine's perception, even her divine power seems to be declining."

Xu Shenxing nodded: "If you didn't guess wrong, this should be the so-called punishment."

"Heaven's punishment...what the **** is that?" Xiao Zhengyi frowned and asked.

"Probably a kind of curse."

Xu Shenxing pondered for a moment, and then replied: "I have seen similar things in Fusang, but the punishment there is more unreasonable than here. The love between gods and humans is the final punishment. Was applied to humans..."

"Could it be that you and Jasmine can't do anything about it? For example,'curse cure (physical)?'" Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help but continue to ask.

"I'm sorry, no." Xu Shenxing spread his hands together: "If I have to say something, I can follow the cause and effect of the curse and punch the person who is under the curse to death... And Jasmine is better at cursing than curing the curse. "

"If this is the case, the last resort is to destroy the relationship between the two..."

In the end, Xiao Zhengyi could only mutter to himself like this.

At this moment, the gate to the courtyard of the Land Shrine was opened from the outside, and Zhuo Yunyi and Jasmine walked in from outside.

Unlike Jasmine's kind of basket on her head (you can vaguely see the peaches in the basket), who walked in leisurely, Zhuo Yunyi's face was full of anxious expression.

"Where is the eldest lady?"

As soon as she entered the door, she yelled and asked Xu Shenxing and the others.

After all, in theory, Xu Shenxing and the others also lived here for half a year. After the initial misunderstanding was solved, the girl and them were already familiar.

Xu Shenxing snarled at the bell in the hall: "I was called out by that thing again."

"Ahhhh, why is it this time..."

The girl scratched her hair with both hands, and she looked more irritable.

"Did something happen?"

Xiao Zhengyi asked curiously.

"It's too late to explain!" the girl yelled.

This made Xu Shenxing inexplicably want to continue to say "get in the car", but he resisted it with great perseverance.

"Anyway, I'll get the eldest lady back, and if someone else comes here later, you guys will try to delay for a while, you know!"

Speaking of the girl, she ran out of the yard violently.

"What the **** is going on?" Xiao Zhengyi looked dazed.

"It seems that we have triggered a hidden plot."

Xu Shenxing looked thoughtful.

"You still hide the plot...Do you really play this as a game?"

Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help but complain.

"Landlord, help the nest strip."

Jasmine had no interest in the conversation between the two of them, and she put the basket on her head into Xu Shenxing's hand, and it was filled with peaches the size of a goose egg.

"Is it time to peel peaches leisurely?!" Xiao Zhengyi felt that he was almost too weak to complain about these two people.

"A person who can't even peel a peach, how can he save the world!"

Xu Shenxing fought peaches righteously until he was full of juice.

"No, I think these two things have nothing in common..."

Just as the two of them started to run the train meaninglessly again, there was a knock on the courtyard door thrown by Zhuo Yunyi.

Xu Shenxing looked at Jasmine, and Jasmine looked at Xiao Zhengyi.

"Okay, I'll open the door..."

At the bottom of the food chain, Xiao Zhengyi could only run errands hard.

Standing outside the courtyard was a handsome man. He wore the kind of costumes worn by the noble brothers in the costume drama. He seemed to be slightly older than Xu Shenxing (more hair than Xu Shenxing), and his handsome face , Put it in the modern TV series and just throw it into that TV series, you can easily win a batch of loyal fans, still don't need a little acting, the text is good for the military, and the lines only read the kind that 12345 fans don't mind.

"That, you are..."

Xiao Zhengyi asked suspiciously.

At first glance, the person in front of him is not the kind of popular-faced NPC with only one or two lines over and over. In terms of handsomeness, he is either a male second or a big villain. In Xu Shenxing's words, this is a hidden character, although I don't know the identity of the other party, but it's okay to be polite.

"Didn't Xiang Zhu talk to you guys?"

The other party raised his brows: "I am the Lishui Dragon King and the land **** of this place, the fiance of your master Zhuo Xiangzhu."

"WTF?!"

Xiao Zhengyi couldn't help but blurt out.

Lishui was a large river beside the ancient Jiangjin and a tributary of the Yangtze River. However, due to flooding, the water control officials knew that blocking was better than sparse, so they simply dug a few ditches to divert all of Lishui, and finally merged into the East China Sea. , This river disappeared on the map.

Of course, what makes Xiao Zhengyi feel that f○ck is not the Jiang’s problem, but the current plot seems to be a little strange... At least in the ancient books found by Qin Xingyan, there is no mention of the dragon king who was NTR by the scholar.

At first glance, Xiao Zhengyi seemed uncertain, so Xu Shenxing also stuffed the half-peeled peach into Jasmine's mouth, and then hurried forward.

"Lord Dragon King? I have been admiring my name for a long time..."

"Huh, it's easy to talk." The other party raised his nose arrogantly, seemingly complimented.

"Although it's a bit rude, but are you the one that was blown up by the monkey or the one that was blown up by Nezha?"

"It's really rude! I haven't been beaten by a monkey or Nezha!"

"Could it be the one that was ridden by Monk Tang for 19 years!"

"Ride your head! And they are also eight dragons, give me respect!"

"That's the one that rushed to his own temple?" Xu Shenxing exclaimed.

"Fuck your sister! How prejudiced you are against the Dragon King!"

The Lishui Dragon King looked like he wanted to swallow Xu Shenxing alive.

Well, if it wasn't for the feelings of my fiancée, I might have started to devour it.

"Probably not enough to beat a monkey."

"Nonsense, even if the entire heavenly court is standing side by side, how many immortals can beat that monkey... No, who the **** are you?"

Speaking of this, the Lishui Dragon King is already a little skeptical: "Although Xiangzhu is rebellious and has always turned into a mortal and travels in the world, he will never ask a guy like you to be a steward or a servant... What are you? Who?"

"Good question, this will start from the birth of the earth 4.5 billion years ago!"

"It's been too long! No, the earth is a hairy! Isn't this world a round sky?"

"So, your dragons still have patterns. No wonder you can't beat the monkeys. You have to learn more postures to know the greatness of this world, you know!"

"Ahhhhh, you **** is so annoying, even if you are guilty of being blamed by Xiangzhu, I will kill you!"

While talking, the Lishui Dragon King released his supernatural power and wanted to directly photograph Xu Shenxing into small biscuits.

Xu Shenxing was a little bit happy, after all, slaying dragons is a common practice for the protagonists regardless of the East and the West.

But before he could do anything, the sight seen from the corner of his eyes made him curl his lips helplessly, and he could only endure the desire to do it.

"Stop it all!"

Zhuo Xiangzhu, the land **** of Jiangjin in this era, rushed back at a critical moment.

"Cut, you are lucky!"

Without knowing that he had walked on the edge of the Dragon Banquet just now, the Lishui Dragon King had to conquer his own killing intent and supernatural power, change back to his previous handsome appearance, and turn his head to welcome his fiancée.