How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"Xiangzhu, I have waited for you for a thousand years, neither marrying a concubine nor drinking flower wine for wild food, why haven't you made up your mind to marry me?"

As soon as Zhuo Xiangzhu came back, the Lishui Dragon King threw Xu Shenxing aside, and surrounded his goddess as desperately as the animals in estrus to court.

"Ao Li, I've said that it's just that my father and Dragon King Ao Guang made it while I'm away. I won't admit it!"

Zhuo Xiangzhu explained with some boredom.

However, as before, the Lishui Dragon King did not retreat because of this. Instead, he still stalked him: "If you don't obey the orders of your parents and the matchmaker, what else can you listen to? Is it possible to have a free love? Why are you not happy? I will give you something to eat below! Authentic Dragon Beard Noodles!"

"Huh? Does the land **** still have parents?" Xu Shenxing interjected in astonishment.

"Nonsense, of course she has, otherwise, is it possible to jump out of a rock like a monkey? Don't interrupt the matter between Gods!"

Before Zhuo Xiangzhu could answer, Lishui Dragon King said first, and squeezed a threatening look at Xu Shenxing, telling him not to talk casually.

"Speaking of which, you are actually the son of the dragon who was blown up by the monkey!"

So Xu Shenxing also brought the topic to Lishui Dragon King as if he had discovered a new world.

"Blow up! My dad was not beaten by the monkey. It's just that his old man has a kind heart, so he gave away a piece of scrap iron to that monkey, okay!"

Lishui Dragon King roared at Xu Shenxing cheeky.

"Then your brother was beaten up by Nezha and didn't run away?" Xu Shenxing saw that there was still some drama, so he continued to tease him.

In fact, he has already considered what he said. In fact, Ao Bing was not only blasted by Nezha, but was simply cramped and made into a meat X device, okay...

"Presumptuous! This mortal is so annoying! Come on, give me a fork!"

The blue veins on the forehead of Lishui Dragon King jumped and jumped, which seemed to be unclear.

With a loud shout, a burst of sea water spouted from the ground, and dozens of shrimp soldiers and crabs wearing armor and weapons came out from the ground, and they surrounded Xu Shenxing.

"Good job, I want to fight ten!"

Seeing Hunter's heart, Xu Shenxing clapped his hands with an "Ah-Da" and assumed a nondescript Huang Feihong's signature posture.

"Ao Li! This is my land shrine, not your Lishui Dragon Palace!"

But at this time, Zhuo Xiangzhu’s eyebrows were upside down, and with a move with his right hand, he saw a huge clay figure falling from the sky, and after crashing to the ground, it turned into a huge slime-like thing. , And then the clay became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared with a bang.

Although it looks quite handsome, Xu Shenxing found that the flow of the opponent's spiritual power seemed to become jerky under Jasmine's hint. It could have been possible to throw those shrimp soldiers and crabs back into the water with more ingenious spells, but now he has to use this The way of fighting...

Sure enough, the influence of the rules of the sky is becoming more and more intense? If this continues, maybe it will really result in a natural punishment in the end.

Ao Li didn't know this, so he simply regarded the girl's behavior as the result of her anger, and the expression on the Lishui Dragon King's face became even more distorted.

"Xiangzhu, are you actually fighting against me for a mere mortal?"

He grinned, but that kind of smile with terrifying canine teeth that humans would never have is obviously not a kind smile: "But I just want to move this mortal, and it depends on whether you will do it for him and me. Do it!"

As soon as the voice fell, he twisted his body, and his whole person turned into an eastern dragon, soaring into the air, opening his huge mouth and biting him on Xu Shenxing's head!

Xu Shenxing's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: It's finally time for me to make profit!

He suddenly made a fist with his right hand, waiting for the opponent to approach the most comfortable distance for punching...

However, at this moment, countless huge clay chains bound Ao Li heavily and pulled directly to the ground, tightly bound.

"Since Mr. Xu is staying at the Land Shrine, he is my guest. If you are so uncomfortable with Ao Li, go back to your Lishui!"

Zhuo Xiangzhu, who was not frightened by the Lishui Dragon King at all, said sharply.

"Xiangzhu, you actually do this kind of thing! This is simply turning your elbow out! I am so angry!"

While the Lishui Dragon King writhed desperately like a bean worm on the ground, he also yelled sternly as if he had been NTR...Uh, there seemed to be nothing wrong.

And Xu Shenxing on the side also made an OTZ action, very resentful in his heart.

Can't you just let me punch me honestly? I can blow up scum of this level with one punch!

Jasmine touched Xu Shenxing's head sensibly and comforted him. On the other hand, Xiao Zhengyi had already secretly laughed to himself that he was about to be injured.

In the end, Lishui Dragon King changed his adult appearance again, and escaped from the chains of the earth, but at this time he was full of mud, and he looked a little embarrassed.

"Okay, you coward hiding behind a woman wait for me to have a kind of stay away from the land shrine for a lifetime!"

After throwing a symbolic villain to Xu Shenxing, the Lishui Dragon King turned into a rainbow and flew out of the Land Shrine.

Xu Shenxing slapped his lips, and then he recollected... Feeling this teasing is more than treating himself as a rival in love? !

Suddenly he felt like he was shot while lying down.

"Sorry, Mr. Xu." Zhuo Xiangzhu clearly understood this, and could only apologize to Xu Shenxing with a wry smile.

Xu Shenxing pretended not to hear him, and didn't answer the other party. He just picked up Jasmine, who was still eating peaches, and left the living room.

Obviously, when the other party knew that there was a misunderstanding, he didn't explain clearly to the Lishui Dragon King, but he had the intention of letting Xu Shenxing act as a shield to prevent the real mortal scholar from being troubled by the Lishui Dragon King.

Although Xu Shenxing can understand the reason for the other party's behavior, it does not mean that he is willing to give the other party's lover a bad idea.

"Hey, Miss is talking to you! Why do you look like a stinky fart!"

Lori, the land **** of the later generations who could not recall, ran to Xu Shenxing's side and waved her small fist in protest.

"Xiao Yi, don't be rude, it's really my fault this time."

She wanted to continue to be with Xu Shenxing and was stopped by the land **** girl, which made Zhuo Yunyi tilt his head in doubt, and finally failed to figure out the situation.

...

On this day, Xu Shenxing had just walked out of the Land Shrine, when a man wearing a Monkey King mask jumped out of the blind spot.

"Aha, finally wait until you are timid... huh!"

It's just that before he could finish his excited words, Xu Shenxing punched his stomach with a punch. He could only hold his stomach and knelt on the ground, killing most of his life.

"Huh, I'm cool, do you have anything else to say?"

Xu Shenxing wiped his forehead refreshedly without sweating at all, made a refreshing expression, and asked the other person kindly.

"What the **** are you...why...who are you?"

Obviously, this punch even if Xu Shenxing had reduced most of his strength, it still made this teaser who jumped out suddenly suffer...This is because the strength of the dragon race's body far exceeds that of human beings.

At the same time, this naturally made the other party understand that Xu Shenxing did not seem to be an "ordinary mortal" as he thought.

So he asked while gasping.

"What you must say...A quarter of the Valkyrie?" Xu Shenxing replied uncertainly.

"Looking at the dragon! Even the real Valkyrie doesn't have that heavy fist without using divine power!"

"So? The Tangli Water Dragon King actually hides in such a place and wants to fight the rival's sap. Isn't this too bad?"

"I'm not Li Suilong, said Wodi."

So the other party immediately began to pretend to be stupid.

"What kind of accent is this... In other words, even if you want to pretend to be innocent, you should at least use change techniques. What the **** is wearing a mask as a fairy! And it's still the mask of the monkey that beat your father!"

"I didn't get blown up!"

"Ah, I'm tired of this topic. That's it." Xu Shenxing dug his nostrils, showing a lack of interest.

"Excessive! You **** mortal is really annoying!" Lishui Dragon King's whole dragon was running in tears, but compared with the last time, at least this time, no shrimp soldiers or crabs were called to fork Xu Shenxing out in the future...Of course there are also. It may be because this place is already outside...

"In short, if you are for the favor of the land god, you don't have to waste your efforts. The person she likes is not me."

Xu Shenxing scratched his face: "Of course, who can't tell you for some reasons."

"..."

Lishui Dragon King was silent for a moment, and then he sighed a long sigh. The expression on the small half of his face became bitter, and he said in a somewhat helpless tone: "I know, in fact, I know all... The source of a generation of water systems, the world's aquariums have no one without dragons, and where there is water, there is my eyeliner."

"What?! You actually peeped into the toilet! It's so dirty!"

"No! Don't stigmatize people's innocence casually!"

"Ah, I think the atmosphere is too heavy, so get active a little bit to make you happy, don't care."

"Happy ghost! I can't talk about drafting a tyrant!" Li Shuilong took off the monkey monkey mask from his head and threw it to the ground: "Honesty dragons are also temperamental, you know Fa!"

"Sorry, sorry, you continue." Xu Shenxing said with a smile.

"I... oh shit, where am I talking about?"

"Peeping into the toilet."

"Oh, peeping into the toilet, let me tell you, that big white ass... not right, right —!"

The Lishui Dragon King, who found that the topic was crooked again, was about to kneel.

(Suddenly discovered that Journey to the West was created in the Ming Dynasty, well, but this earth is not the other earth, and history has also undergone subtle changes, so don't complain about such trivial matters.)