How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

When I first saw her, it was about 1,300 years ago.

At that time, I was just a hundred years old, and for some reasons, I was elected to the position of Lishui Dragon King.

For humans, the name Dragon King sounds majestic, it seems that the life and death of human beings on the rivers and lakes can be determined by a gesture of action...Well, the fact is the same, but in fact, while we have gained rights, we have also undertaken a lot. His duties, and are under the jurisdiction of the heavenly court, are bound by many heavenly rules and regulations.

Although it may be my illusion, the immortals seem to control the dragons on the one hand, allowing us to be gods of rivers and lakes, and in charge of the water system of the world, but on the other hand they hate the dragons and demand us with various strict rules. Violation of the rules will usher in strict punishment.

The simplest and most intuitive one is that there is no permanent Dragon Clan immortal official in the Heavenly Court.

Of course, this kind of thinking seems to be a bit rebellious, so I haven't told anyone about it.

To be honest, when I first arrived at Lishui, when the Dragon King started to work, because of my lack of mana and lack of experience, I couldn’t take on this responsibility well. I was trembling every time it rained or adjusted the water level. For fear of doing something wrong, like his uncle, the Dragon King Jinghe, he was beaten by humans in a dream.

Even if I think about it now, I still remember that time.

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"You have lived for more than a hundred years, and you won't even be able to rain and rain. Have you lived on a dog all these years?" Xu Shenxing looked at him squattingly and squatting in front of him with nostalgia. The Lishui Dragon King who tells the story of the past: "You are ashamed to call yourself a dragon? Ashamed, leave the group for you."

"Don't make trouble, I don't believe that you can control how many fights you make every time you pee."

The other party chuckled, and then retorted: "Our Dragon Clan Xingyun and Raining are also instinctive talents. It's almost the same thing. Of course, it's not that simple to control."

"Since you don't tell others about this, why do you want to tell me?" I don't want to think more about the extremely scary thing of "the rain in the sky is almost the same as dragon urine", Xu Shenxing is as straightforward as ever. Changed the topic.

"Of course you are just a mortal."

Lishui Dragon King, who could not feel the magical power, the fairy power, and the demon power from Xu Shenxing, replied with a grin: "Even if your fist is very powerful, it is only a mortal and can't reach the heavenly court. Since you can't reach the heavenly court, then naturally there is no way to sue me. , Hey, I don’t believe you can jump to the sky!"

So Xu Shenxing began to seriously consider whether he should jump into the heaven after listening to the story to see what it looks like...

Probably because he misunderstood the reason for Xu Shenxing's silence, Lishui Dragon King smiled slightly, and then he continued to tell his past love story.

...

In fact, the story that followed didn't have much special features, just like the unfolding that would appear in many storybooks, I met her at a banquet.

I don't know why Xiangzhu became a god, but when she became a land, according to human calculations, she was only sixteen years old! And her father was just a mortal who couldn't help at all. He still borrowed her light to come to the place where the dragon clan had a banquet with various little gods.

What is even more surprising to me is that her land **** work is very good. It is said that it was originally just a small fishing village. With her careful management, she has already faintly possessed the atmosphere of a county town, and this kind of prosperity The development of the company has not stopped, and it continues to grow slowly and steadily!

Unlike me, she is a very talented person.

It’s just that the circle of the land **** seems to be quite exclusive. The girl was not accepted by other land or mountain gods. She could only eat and drink in the palace hall made of pearls and crystals by herself. At that time, I was depressed because of the unsatisfactory work. , I don’t feel like going to have fun with other Dragon Clan compatriots.

Guess what in the end? She thought I was an isolated person like her, and came to me on the initiative.

In fact, I still had the arrogance of the dragon clan at the time. At first, I couldn’t let go of her being just a human being, but as the chat progressed, I gradually discovered that she was different from the greedy and stupid humans I knew. Lan Xin is smart and kind, and she is a very nice girl.

So we two rookies talked happily and regarded each other as confidants.

Some of the problems I encountered at work, she could solve with a few words casually, and she took credit for not being arrogant. Unlike the other earth gods whose heads are about to turn to stone, she is a very interesting person.

Thinking about it now, maybe I have liked her since then.

Maybe it was because I was too involved in talking to her. My father, the Lord of the East Sea, mistakenly thought that I liked her, so he made a decision on his own accord with the other’s father-it’s ridiculous that her father actually did it for She was very happy to be able to catch the Dragon Race line, and felt that she was taking advantage of it.

But I know very well that I am actually climbing high, and I am not worthy of her.

After knowing this, I have to say that I am still happy in my heart and vowed to become a dragon that can be worthy of her.

To be honest, if she disagrees, I will not force her to marry me—

But I never thought that she would actually like a mortal!

After coming out of the Land Shrine that day, I also felt something was wrong. Her attitude towards you was not like a lover, but no different from ordinary guests, but it was not wrong that she was slightly different from the past, so I just started the Lishui aquarium and asked them to help me find clues.

Finally, I saw it.

She was on a stone bridge in the outskirts, as if Yiyi bid farewell to the mortal scholar.

...

When talking about this, King Lishuilong sighed and his face was distressed: "Human, do you have any wine?"

"No." Xu Shenxing shook his head: "It's not a good thing to be greedy for what's in the cup, so I don't drink."

By the way, the main reason for not drinking is that there is no money to buy alcohol.

"But didn't you humans say that? A drunkenness relieves thousands of sorrows... Alas, human wine is too weak. I emptied a wine cellar and I couldn't get drunk." Lishui Dragon King shook his head and sighed.

"Have you paid?"

"What is money?"

Don't be empty then! The owner of the wine cellar is about to cry!

"Seriously, at that moment, I really wanted to make a big wave and drown that scholar." Without paying attention to Xu Shenxing's constipated face, Li Shuilong Wang just continued: "But, seeing Xiang Zhu's appearance , I knew... that would not only be impossible to get her heart back, but it would also make her suffer for hundreds of years, even thousands of years..."

He walked to the ground arrogantly, and the expression on his face had changed to the kind of hopeless look: "I don't want to see her in pain and sadness."

"Ask what love in the world is, and teach the dragon to live and die..."

Xu Shenxing couldn't help muttering.

"Good poem! This poem alone is worthy of my floating dragon!" The Lishui Dragon King laughed, and the bitterness in the words was full: "Go, I know that the wine cellar owner secretly changed a place and dug a new mouth. In the cellar, let's taste the new wine in it, and drink it!"

"..."

So don’t be empty!