I’m Really a Superstar

On the Internet, netizens who were fooled by that elementary school arithmetic problem criticized Zhang Ye in waves.

Offline, in the office area of ​​the second-grade teacher of the Experimental No. 2 Primary School in Beijing, Zhang Ye was also surrounded by primary school teachers of both sexes, saying something to each other.

"Chenchen is so naughty."

"Yes, I have been coaching for so many years, and I have never seen such a naughty child."

"Teacher Zhang, you are too neglectful of your children."

"Chenchen never passed the course exams I arranged."

"In the last gym class, she got into a fight with a little boy. When we found out, we rushed over. We thought Chenchen was being bullied, so we scolded the little boy. Finally, we asked and found out that Chenchen Nothing happened. Instead, he pushed the boy to the ground and knocked a big bump on his arm. The parents of the child came to the school to accuse him. Later, the parents saw that it was a little girl who pushed him. His children may have felt a little embarrassed by not being able to keep it on their faces, so they didn’t pursue it further.”

"Class 1 is difficult to teach. Chenchen always brings a few classmates who play well with her to cause trouble. Teacher Zhang, you must talk about her this time."

"Even if she is not your biological daughter, you still have to help her parents educate her. After all, you are also a people's teacher."

The second-grade teachers complained.

Zhang Ye could only keep saying: "Okay, I will definitely tell her when I go back... yes... you are right. Oh, please bear with me when I go back and tell her... yes, yes, yes... Chengchengcheng"

This naughty kid

It's really not a worry

The teachers complained one after another, and Zhang Ye realized that Chenchen had caused so many troubles and was already the dominant one in the Experimental Second Primary School in Beijing, causing the teachers to complain.

However, fortunately, several teachers knew Zhang Ye's identity. He was a literary master and an international mathematician. They must have saved some face for Zhang Ye, and they couldn't be too harsh. Of course, there were also two women The teacher had been jokingly "criticizing" Zhang Ye for his lack of discipline. In fact, they had no prejudice against Chenchen. Instead, they really liked this little "porcelain doll" who was more beautiful than any other child. Chenchen did not show any trouble in their class, but they still scolded Zhang Ye in a playful way, purely because the opportunity was rare. Such a second-tier big shot, such a celebrity in society, Luo It's in the hands of teachers like them. If we don't seize the opportunity to say a few words, there won't be this shop after passing this village.

That's what I'm talking about here.

Outside, a faint singing sound came.

"When will the bright moon come? Let me drink wine and ask the sky..." It is the song "May I Live Longer", but the singing method is very weird. The voice is that of a woman, but the voice is very hoarse and the friction in the throat is very high. Most women really can't sing it. This kind of tone makes people feel very strange when listening to it.

The singing is getting closer.

A music teacher spread his hands and said, "Here comes the gong."

An art teacher rubbed his ears and said, "It doesn't sound good."

"Why does Ronaldinho keep singing every day?" said an older teacher, "It would be fine if he sang well, but what is this singing called?"

Zhao Mei, the first class teacher, smiled and said: "I think it's okay, but Teacher Luo's voice is not very nice."

A female teacher next to her hummed, "Teacher Luo must not have protected her voice well during the voice-changing period when she was a child, and that's why she has the voice of a gay man now."

Zhang Ye asked curiously: "Who is this Teacher Luo?"

When Zhao Mei heard Zhang Ye's question, she said, "It's Teacher Luo Yuluo, a physical education teacher in our school. Because Teacher Luo loves to sing, he has to hum a lot wherever he goes. His voice is rough, so everyone gives it to Luo Yuluo." The teacher nicknamed her Luo Kezi, so she was called Luo Da Ke."

Gong voice?

P.E. teacher?

Zhang Ye nodded, but his ears perked up, and he listened carefully to the singing that was getting closer and closer. There were no instruments, no accompaniment, just singing a cappella. But when he heard Zhang Ye, a different feeling arose in his heart. He didn't know how to evaluate the singing voice of this "gong voice" for a while. In short, it was very wonderful.

Huh, the singing stopped.

The door of the office area was opened from the outside, and Luo Yu's figure appeared outside the door.

Zhang Ye raised his head to look at her. She was a woman with a somewhat strong build. She was about 1.6 meters tall and weighed 160 pounds, maybe even heavier. She had an ordinary face, not beautiful, but not too ugly either. To use an adjective from Zhang Ye's world to evaluate her, it would be "female", and she might be that kind of tomboy among tomboys, which is quite shocking.

Zhao Mei said: "Teacher Luo, get out of class is over?"

Luo Yu's voice was also very hoarse, "Yeah, eh." Seeing Zhang Ye, she asked, "Is this a new teacher? Or whose parent?"

Zhao Mei introduced: "This is Zhang Ye, Chenchen's family member."

When Luo Yu heard this, his eyebrows raised, "You are Rao Chenchen's parent." She said to Zhang Ye, "Your child is too disobedient. He sits there every time in physical education class, making it difficult for him to run. She didn't run well, and she didn't learn the morning exercises at school well. Last time, she actually got into a fight in my physical education class and pushed a male classmate into a horse. She was really strong and ended up causing me to be kicked out of the school. The leader called him over and was scolded."

Zhang Ye said in his heart that it was, and he didn't look at who taught the child. Chenchen's aunt taught her Baguazhang when she was a child, taught her basic movements, and made her walk every day. Even with the little one's physical condition now He has not been able to learn the essence of Baguazhang, but his foundation and basic skills are not comparable to those of ordinary people of the same age. Zhang Ye probably can deal with a naughty kid like Chenchen, let alone a male classmate.

Zhang Ye's attitude was very low and he said: "What you said is true, I must say her."

Before Luo Yu could finish, he scolded: "You parents really spoil your children at home, and are reluctant to beat or scold them. This is why today's children are becoming more and more difficult to teach and less and less obedient to the teacher's words. ..." She muttered a lot.

Mathematics teacher Li Jiaxing stopped and said, "Teacher Luo, that's enough. It's not easy for parents. Children's education is a major national issue, and it will also change with the changes in the social environment. It cannot be solved by one or two people." Around."

Luo Yu didn't like hearing it anymore, "If a child has a problem, it's the parents' responsibility. What else does it depend on the social environment? And is Rao Chenchen an ordinary naughty person? Not to mention having a good relationship with her classmates, she never even treats the teacher. She knows how to be respectful, and can often say one or two sentences to make people half-dead." She turned to Zhang Ye again, "I've invited parents many times, and the one who came last time was an eldest sister, but this time it's you, Why is it that all the invitations and invitations are not working? Do you really want to raise your children well? Are you so negligent?"

He scolded him for a while.

After Luo Yu finished speaking, she drank a large gulp of water from a thermos cup, then sat back at her desk and ignored Chenchen's parents.

Zhang Ye was also very depressed. When had he ever been scolded like this? Today, first a bunch of teachers were chirping, and then there was a physical education teacher who was trying to get in his face. It was so strange that Zhang Ye couldn't talk back, because Chenchen really didn't If you are obedient and cause trouble, you will lose all your face.

Zhao Mei hurriedly came over and said, "Teacher Zhang, Teacher Luo is also doing it for the good of the children, so don't take it too seriously. Teacher Luo is a very nice person and cares about the children."

Zhang Ye said: "I know, what, if it's okay, I'll leave first, Teacher Zhao. I'll go to the door to smoke a cigarette and pick up Chenchen from school in a while. Chenchen's guardian is not here these days and is on a business trip. I'll take care of him temporarily. She will be there for a while, if anything happens in the meantime, please contact me."

"Okay, then I'll give it to you." Zhao Mei said.

Zhang Ye said hurriedly: "Goodbye, please stay."

Li Jiaxing immediately said: "Teacher Zhang, please walk slowly, walk slowly." He also wanted to see Zhang Ye off, but Zhang Ye repeatedly stopped him and refused to let him go.

Several other second-grade teachers also smiled and waved to Zhang Ye.

After Zhang Ye disappeared from the office area, Luo Yu looked at them in confusion, "What are you doing? What is Teacher Zhang? Why are you so polite to him? Are you giving him away?"

The art teacher said speechlessly: "You are really capable. Don't you know him? Do you know who he is and you just criticize him?"

The music teacher smiled and said: "Ronaldo is still brave."

Luo Yu was stunned and said: "Who is he?"

Li Jiaxing glanced at her, "Don't you recognize Zhang Ye?"

Luo Yu said nervously: "What Zhang Ye and Li Ye? I don't know them."

Zhao Mei couldn't laugh or cry, "Isn't the song "May I Live Longer" that you sang just before you entered the house the lyrics and music written by Zhang Ye based on one of his lyrics?"

As soon as these words came out, Luo Yu's eyes widened in shock. He stayed there for a second and then sat up from the chair, "Huh? He is Zhang Ye?"

Li Jiaxing said: "How can it be wrong?"

Luo Yu almost fainted, "He, he was wearing sunglasses and I didn't recognize him. I sang the two songs he wrote and composed every day."

Li Jiaxing shouted: "Come on, why don't you say you are bad at teaching physical education? What songs do you sing every day? Teacher Zhang Ye heard you singing when we were in the office just now. Your broken gong The voice, if the original author listened to it, he would probably be depressed to death."

The Chinese teacher said happily: "We criticized Teacher Zhang Ye for a long time before you came, but we just stopped there and just said what we meant. It's better for you, you really pointed at Teacher Zhang Ye's nose and scolded him. He is an associate professor at Peking University. "

Luo Yu shouted: "I, I really don't know it's him! Why is he Chenchen's family member? Hey, I heard rumors that Zhang Ye has a particularly bad temper. Do you think I'm in big trouble? ?”

"Yes."

"right."

"Um."

"That's right."

"You are in big trouble"

The teachers gloated and joked.

Luo Yu vomits blood