I’m Really a Superstar

evening.

The sunset glows.

To the east of Jiaomen, Zhang Ye rented a small home.

Standing in the open kitchen, Zhang Ye held his mobile phone between his face and shoulders to make a call. His hands were busy cooking. He poured the semi-finished fish-flavored shredded pork just bought from the supermarket into the pot, added seasonings, and took a shovel. I was rummaging around, but this guy didn't know how to cook, so I had to make do.

Zhang Ye: "Mom."

"We're still waiting for you to eat." said the mother on the other side of the phone.

"Didn't I send you a text message?" Zhang Ye said.

Mom: "I just saw that you haven't been home for the past few days?"

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, I'm living in the corner door first. My friend went away for a while, and I helped her take care of the children. Hey, don't mention it. I get angry when I mention this. Today this naughty child was invited to be his parents, so I went School leader, those teachers are criticizing me, I am so embarrassed, huh, seeing these children now, I already have a psychological shadow, which seriously affects my friends' enthusiasm for getting married and having children in the future. , If my child is so disobedient in the future, I will die from exhaustion."

The mother curled her lips and said: "You don't even have a partner, you still want to have children?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Don't provoke me yet. I may get you a daughter-in-law someday. If she is too beautiful, don't scare you then. You must be mentally prepared first."

My mother said happily: "Just blow it to the sky."

Zhang Ye said: "Are you bragging? You will know later."

Mom said: "Okay, Mom is just waiting to see."

"I won't talk anymore, Mom, let's cook." Zhang Ye picked up the vegetables with a shovel.

The mother said: "Hey, can you still cook? The vegetables are cooked, don't let the children eat them."

"I know." Zhang Ye hung up the phone, turned around and threw the phone on the clean place on the refrigerator, then took a chopstick and tasted it for saltiness.

Chenchen sat on the sofa with a heavy face, "Zhang Ye, I'm hungry."

Zhang Ye grunted: "Why are you in a hurry? Just wait."

Chenchen's stomach had been growling for a long time. She had a fight with the teacher at noon and didn't eat much afterwards. "Zhang Ye, I'm hungry. Zhang Ye, I'm hungry."

"Come on, it's coming." Zhang Ye turned off the heat, served the dishes, and put them on the table.

Chenchen didn't wait for him, picked up her chopsticks and ate it herself. After taking a bite, she inadvertently curled her mouth and said, "Zhang Ye, it's not delicious."

Zhang Ye asked: "Is there any?"

"It's not delicious." Chenchen affirmed.

Zhang Ye tasted it and said, "Isn't this good?" Then he filled two bowls of rice, sat down, picked up chopsticks and ate very deliciously, "Uncle Zhang, I only have this skill and level, so if you eat some, it will be good." , it must be cooked, as long as it’s not poisonous.” After saying that, he picked up two large dishes with chopsticks for Chenchen and threw them into her bowl carelessly, “Eat quickly, your aunt will definitely not be back this week, and she won’t be back next week either. Not necessarily, just follow me first, we can make do with it if we can, if not, we can order takeout or buy some frozen dumplings tomorrow."

Chenchen hesitated for a long time before reluctantly moving his chopsticks to eat.

Zhang Ye said while eating: "Since I am taking care of you these days, you have to listen to me. Let's make three rules first. First, you must eat on time and in the right amount every day, so as not to let your aunt see you lose weight when she comes back. He said I didn't take good care of you. Secondly, you must do your homework on time after dinner every day. If you don't have homework or have finished it, you must also review your homework and read books. It won't end until eight o'clock. Your class teacher and several teachers will do it today. I cursed a lot and couldn’t hold my head up after what I said. Please give me some courage and don’t ask the teacher to invite me to school again. Well, thirdly, I must go to bed before ten o’clock. You can’t watch animations too late. Film. Did you hear that?”

Chenchen remained silent.

Zhang Ye looked at her, "What about you? Did you hear me?"

Chenchen hummed indifferently.

Only then was Zhang Ye satisfied. With the landlady's absence, he would definitely have to shoulder all the responsibilities of taking care of the children. Not only would he have to take care of food and drink, but he would also have to take care of Chenchen's studies and extracurricular life. Alas, he really doesn't know how to make money when he is not a householder. It’s expensive, and it’s really tiring to take care of the kids.

After meal.

"Go and do your homework."

"oh."

"Don't be so cool, you should go."

"……oh."

Chenchen sat down on the sofa at Zhang Ye's house, took out her small schoolbag, unzipped it, took out a book and a pencil and eraser, and began to write her homework slowly.

Zhang Ye was also washing dishes in the kitchen slowly and lazily. He hadn't done housework for a long time. He really didn't want to change it. Laziness is a rhythm. Once you enter this rhythm, it is difficult to get out of it. Zhang Ye is like this now. Old Wu took good care of him in every aspect. In his parents' house, his parents usually wouldn't let him live. He was not used to living alone for a long time.

After washing the dishes, Zhang Ye went over and took a look at her. When he saw that she actually wrote a line of words in her homework book, he suddenly said angrily: "Why do you take so long?"

Chenchen said: "Do your homework."

Zhang Ye: "Why do you write so slowly?"

"Zhang Ye." Chenchen pushed the notebook to him, "Write it for me."

Zhang Ye glared and said, "Write it yourself. If you don't finish writing it, I won't even let you watch the cartoons. When the time comes, you will sleep with me." Then he ignored her, leaned on the bed, and turned on the TV to watch the news.

CCTV News…

Entertainment News……

He read it with gusto. In the past, Zhang Ye was not very interested in the news and found it boring. But after he set his sights on becoming a star, he began to enjoy reading it. Some of it was also because of work needs. He had to keep abreast of social hot spots and current events. Grasp the pulse of the times.

Chenchen held the pencil and raised his head, "Zhang Ye, you disturbed me."

Zhang Ye picked up the remote control impatiently, "I'll turn down the volume and write for you."

Chenchen: "It's still noisy."

Zhang Ye turned down his voice again and said, "It's okay now."

"It's still noisy, Zhang Ye, please turn off the TV." Chenchen said unhappily.

Zhang Ye smacked his lips and had no choice but to turn off the TV, "I've been doing homework for a long time before I managed to hold it in. There's quite a lot to do. Okay, okay, turn it off."

Chenchen continued to do his homework.

Zhang Ye looked left and right, and could only take out his mobile phone to browse Weibo. After scrolling for a while, he saw that the arithmetic problem he had asked in Experiment 2 today was actually posted on Weibo, and it was posted on Weibo in the afternoon. It aroused a lot of heated discussions and had a great response. This was something Zhang Ye did not expect. But think about it, when these weird and magical topics on his earth first came out, they also aroused many discussions on the Internet. There was a lot of commotion. But then everyone got used to it and didn’t think it was a big deal. In today’s world, such weird “brain-burning” questions have not yet appeared. Most of the teaching questions here are more traditional and regular arithmetic questions. Naturally, , the "new arithmetic problem" presented by Zhang Ye aroused the interest and attention of many people.

Are there anyone who denounces him?

On Weibo, many people were still yelling, as if Zhang Ye's elementary school arithmetic problem in the afternoon had seriously hurt the self-esteem of adults like them, and they were all clamoring to get back on their feet.

"Zhang Ye"

"Teacher Zhang, come out here."

"Zhang Ye, you lack the virtue."

"If you ask another question, I won't believe it."

"Yes, we will definitely be able to answer this time."

"If you have the ability, I was careless before you solved an elementary school arithmetic problem. As a result, my girlfriend laughed at me all afternoon and said that my IQ is not as good as that of an elementary school student."

"That question is deceptive, it's too confusing. In fact, if you really know this, no matter what question it is, there will be no problem, as long as it is elementary school arithmetic questions.

"That's right, elementary school arithmetic is limited, so it's clear at a glance."

There were those who called for formation, and there were those who booed.

Teacher Su Na from the Chinese Department of Peking University also stood up and commented, "I suggest that Teacher Zhang Yu Jian just open a small class and give out more elementary school arithmetic problems to open everyone's eyes."

Zhang Ye had nothing to do, so he immediately replied to Su Na, "Okay."

So, Zhang Ye opened a Weibo post, "In response to everyone's requests and challenges, I will hold a Zhang Ye lecture today. I will share a few questions. As per the old rules, I guarantee that they will definitely be elementary school arithmetic questions, and they are basically elementary school arithmetic questions. The questions are about the level of second and third graders. Let's see who can answer them. The time limit is one hour. If all the people answer correctly, I can add a little bonus. If there are more people, we will draw prizes. If there are less people, everyone will There are prizes for both, including my autograph and my calligraphy, it’s all easy to talk about, haha.”

When netizens heard this, they all came

"Wow, there are prizes?"

"Zhang Ye's calligraphy is very good."

"That's great. Let me give you a question. I can't wait."

"Count me in"

"I'm coming too, I'm coming too"

At this time, Brother Da Dao, who had not appeared for a long time, also appeared, "My Da Dao is hungry and thirsty again. Quickly solve the problem. Mathematics is my strong point."

Yao Jiancai also appeared, "Are you here again?"

The meager certification is that a teacher from the Mathematics Department of Peking University also showed up. This is Zhang Ye's colleague, but Zhang Ye has never taken a class in the Mathematics Department, and he is not familiar with him. Anyway, Zhang Ye definitely doesn't recognize him just by his name. Yes, but we should have met. I saw him saying: "I'll give it a try too."

All the mathematics teachers at Peking University were bombed? ?

As a result, many students from the Chinese Department and Mathematics Department of Peking University came and were eager to solve the problem. Many of them did not catch up with the afternoon problem at the first time. When they found out that Dean Pan’s meager and When this question became popular, they had already seen the answer first, so they didn't have time to think about it. So many people didn't think this question was difficult. After all, it was at the elementary school level.

People from all walks of life came to kill

With the popularity of the previous weird and magical questions, it was full of gimmicks, exciting tricks, and rewards and gifts. Immediately, many Weibo users came to watch, wanting to see what other elementary school arithmetic questions Zhang Ye could come up with. How weird can the question be? It can't be more deceptive than the previous question, right?

A thousand people...

Five thousand people...

Ten thousand people...

Tens of thousands of netizens came to join in the fun. Even before the question was published, the number of retweets exceeded 3,000. The scene was spectacular. Everyone wanted to try their skills like crazy and no one believed in evil.