My Charm Works Only On Bad Women

2022-03-09

Chapter 3 [2 in 1] Elder earns money to support his family, Disciple is beautiful as flowers

Destroy mankind!

Xiao Bai in the hot spring shivered with fright and almost interrupted the remote sensing monitoring.

Divine Consciousness returned to fleshy body and looked around to make sure no one found it.

Reconnect the remote sensing, carefully switch the viewing angle, and make sure that you are not exposed.

My wife will not only subvert the Blazing Snow Sect, but also destroy all mankind?

Xiao Bai took a breath and felt that he was playing a bit too big.

I thought my wife was just a little goblin, but didn’t expect to be a super villain determined to destroy all mankind!

Xiao Bai took a long breath of cold air, and the pool water also warmed up a bit.

I am not of my race, and their hearts must be different. Although Xiao Bai is a transmigrator, he is also a human being in the end, and his position is still clear. He will not easily betray human beings because of his fair skin .

More money!

Not to mention there is a Heavenly Dao spree waiting for him…

We must foil the great conspiracy of demoness and let her taste the Iron Fist of justice!

Of course, the premise of Xiao Bai owning Iron Fist is that he must first eat the soft rice.

As a good medicine to cure Elder Yu Hu, Xiao Bai knows very well that he is only a tool person for the time being, and a shot of gunpowder.

Cultivation well may destroy human beings – although this sentence is just an excuse, it may be half right.

With the modifier beside him, he will definitely be able to eliminate demons and protect the dao with good training!

At this time, the two people in the underground Cave Mansion were still discussing racial issues.

Above the pill furnace, the old woman, a black sheep bound by blue smoke, sighed and said:

“Humans are just a shell that conforms to Taoism and nature, and no one is born a human being. .Monster Race is never the same race. Speaking from the mouth of a half-demon, destroying human beings…too unconvincing.”

Half-demon…

Xiao Bai found a terrific keyword in race theory.

half-human and half-monster, aka human-monster?

My wife is a human-monster?

Go ahead.

On the wall, the projection of the fox tail flutters, like a wind and snow whistling.

In front of the stove, demoness was holding a tea cup, as still as still water, with white hair and red face.

“Maybe I mean it.”

Can you destroy humanity? The black sheep old woman didn’t believe Yu Hu’s words, it was just an excuse for her heartfelt Dao Companion.

“Your medicine skills are so high that you don’t need seduction anymore, whether it’s a two-day break to heal your injuries or entertain yourself, I don’t care who you marry, right now, we have to take down Blazing Snow. Sect, this is the first step of the Monster League plan.

The fox girl covered in white gauze slowly picked up the tea cup.

“Relax, the tea is getting cold. ”

On the surface of the tea, the peach petals sank and melted slowly, dipping the tea into a strange red.

The black sheep collapsed and the blue smoke dissipated.

The woman The edges of his lips are as coquettish as blood.

……

Xiao Bai immediately terminated the remote sensing.

He didn’t expect the modifier to be the first to bind The female protagonist is not a small character, and she is completely different from the general fox demon. She is cold and restrained, as if looking at her during remote sensing will risk being discovered.

Does she really want to destroy human beings?

First step to take the Blazing Snow Sect?

What is the plan of the Monster League?

If you can defeat the plan of the Monster League, maybe you can get it To Heavenly Dao spree!

The black sheep old woman said that her medicine skills are so good that she no longer needs seduction…

Xiao Bai thought, if she can use the medicine He is a great alchemist.

Considering that he can perfectly comprehend any cultivation technique taught by the hostess, it should not be surprising that one day he will make immortality medicine.

Of course, being alive is the most important thing right now.

A companion wife is like a tiger companion, he must pretend he doesn’t know anything, lest he be killed a witness to silence them.

In front of the demoness, you can expose your body, but you must not expose your inner thoughts.

Xiao Bai tries to calm down.

Wash your face and brush your teeth in the hot spring by the way.

After all, the water in the pond is flowing, gushing out from the spring, slowly spreading out from the stone crevices, forming a clear waterfall on the edge of the cliff, flying straight down, and turning into mountain fog.

“When did you wake up? ”

Not long after, Elder returned to the pool.

Xiao Bai in the pool was already clean and clean, and his heart was spotless and undisturbed.

She turned her head to take a look at the demoness.

Her clothes changed from the tulle robe just now to the large blue and white cloak when she first saw her, and the slanted cloud bun was put back on the top of her head, and her complexion became cold and pure.

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I have to say that the Elder is the Elder, the agent is the agent, who is entertained all night long, the hundred-year-old Charming Monster lost his body, and it seems that nothing happened.

The huge identity gap makes二人的关系仍处于隐藏花心的花骨朵状态。

这就是传说中的先婚后爱，但也有可能是先斩后揍……

不管怎么说， Women are like this, and it is inappropriate for men to wiggle.

Xiao Bai was naked, resting his cheeks with a talcum pestle on the shore of the pond, facing the sea of clouds, and said without any scruples:

“Just woke up and was looking for Elder. ”

Daoist Yu Hu stood by the pool with his hands behind his back, and as far as he could see Xiao Bai’s broad and sturdy shoulders.

——Although unremarkable, this man’s cultivation base From Fetal Breath First Layer to second layer!

Is it only a one-night break?

She was a little surprised.

Saturday is impossible for the cultivation base to advance There is such an obvious effect, but Xiao Bai has really improved.

Is it hiding the cultivation base, or hiding the innate talent?

She can’t wait to get verified immediately!

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It’s a pity it’s daytime.

I can’t do it.

Anyway…this man is not simple.

Change his cold tone, Daoist Yu Hu approached Xiao Bai, tentatively said softly:

“Sorry, I disturbed you. “

Xiao Bai nods, it doesn’t matter…

A ghost!

Your demoness is very bad!

Xiao Bai almost Being fooled, he stared sideways at Elder’s innocent face like a young girl, pretending to be surprised:

“Did Elder speak just now? “

Daoist Yu Hu’s face was clear and slightly rippling, like the ripples caused by the fallen leaves of the Pinghu Lake, and said to the head:

“It’s just some self-talk, you haven’t heard the most.” it is good. ”

When Xiao Bai heard this, a look of curiosity appeared on Xiao Bai’s handsome and innocent face.

After all, hearing Elder say something like this would make him suspicious. There are ghosts in my heart.

Curiosity is the normal reaction.

Although he already knows the answer.

“Elder said so mysterious, Disciple wants to know . “

Xiao Bai said with a smile.

Long eyelashes and snowy eyes swept across Xiao Bai’s curious eyes, Daoist Yu Hu calmly said:

“pill Concocting requires constant testing of medicines, and the root causes of the disease will naturally remain over the years, and you, who are given by Five Elements, are the best medicine to cure my stubborn disease. “

My dear, you mean to detox my body through weekends?

As expected of you!

Xiao Bai pretended to be surprised, stunned. After a long while, he said:

“Disciple has only one life, and I hope Elder will save it. “

“If the weekend method is right, the Five Elements physique will siphon the root of the disease that is not harmful to them, after all, they cannot Cultivation. “

Speaking of this, Daoist Yu Hu sits cross-legged on the side of the pool on Xiao Bai’s right shoulder.

“It’s a bit special that you can actually condense these lesions into cultivation.” base… how did you do it? ”

The body fragrance mixed with bones, peach and snow penetrates into the heart and spleen, Xiao Bai feels that this demoness seems cold, but it is easy, and there is no elder shelf.

He licked his face, Versailles Racetrack:

“If even Elder can’t explain it, it can only be attributed to Disciple extraordinary natural talent. ”

Daoist Yu Hu nodded and did not ask any more questions.

The rest of her life is long, and she has enough time to dig out the secrets of this man.

The snow is falling , peach blossoms are in full bloom, and the morning light and water mist interweave vast smoke waves, as if spring is coming.

“What do you want most? “

The calm female voice is like a soft smoothie in summer.

Xiao Bai’s answer is as cold as the cold wind of the twelfth lunar month.

“The bride price.” “

Daoist Yu Hu slightly startled, didn’t react for a long time, thinking he heard something wrong.

“…What dowry?” “

Why, you still want to marry a little fairy for free?

This rich woman is very naive!

It’s okay, Xiao Bai patiently reminds:

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“How about a million Spirit Stones? ”

With clear eyes, Daoist Yu Hu didn’t expect an Outer Sect Disciple to be so rude.

But also unfathomable mystery, the other party is very likely I’m testing her…

“You’re quite brave, but it’s a pity that all my Spirit Stones are used for cultivating spirit plants and pill concocting. “

Xiao Bai laughed.

“That’s not good. In the future, Elder will be responsible for making money and supporting the family, and Disciple will be responsible for looking beautiful.” “

“…”

Generally speaking, such a deviant person is either a fool or an expert.

Daoist Yu Hu feels more and more that this child is not simple.

Xiao Bai sighed in disappointment and then said.

There is no million-dollar gift, so I can only slowly figure it out.

Get some medicine pills, Cultivation technique is always fine.

“Forget it, if there is no dowry, RV…cough cough, food, clothing, housing and transportation must be solved, right? Disciple is only a mortal after all, he needs to eat and live. “

It was finally a request from a normal person, Daoist Yu Hu relaxed, put on his robe and got up and said:

“Since it is a Dao Companion, naturally eat and sleep together, you come with me.” ”

……

Eat and sleep with demoness……

In view of Elder’s unworldly appearance and sinister figure, Xiao Bai tried to convince himself, Reluctantly accept sleeping and eating with demoness.

After passing the psychological level, Xiao Bai, a noble in the water of Fetal Breath second layer, is full of energy.

One rolled over and jumped ashore, A shiver shakes off the water stains on his body.

Majestic and energetic, put on a gray handyman cotton-padded coat, crossed the peach forest by the pond, and followed Elder into the depths of the bamboo forest.

Cangzhu is like a sword, sticking straight into the sky and holding it as a dome, making the bamboo forest of dozens of acres of trifling tall and deep.

The bamboo forest is dense on the outside and sparse on the inside, and the curved stone paths traverse the east and west, and are planted on both sides. Some shade-loving spirit plants such as Jizo flowers, black ice grass and purple dragon ginseng are interspersed with hummingbirds, insects and butterflies, and hare and squirrels are interspersed, creating a spring scene.

The sparse snowflakes pass through The bamboo dome and the morning mist fall on the back of Elder’s blue and white cloak.

It is very immortal.

But when Xiao Bai thinks of the evil figure hidden in this green and white cloak, Xian, He has become a monster.

Forget it, whether it is a fairy or a monster, as long as he can help him Cultivation.

Xiao Bai quickly followed the Elder and walked out of the bamboo forest.

To the west of the bamboo forest is a large area of Medicine Garden.

Between the Medicine Garden and the bamboo forest, there is Wangqing Lake.

There is a two-storey bamboo house by the lake, backed by the bamboo forest and facing the Lake Medicine Garden.

It is the bedroom of the medicine pill Elder Daoist Yu Hu.

The location of Xiao Bai’s remote sensing before is the basement of this bedroom!

Step into the bamboo house with the Elder.

Simple living room with only long desks and paintings.

The left room is the study.

The right room is the bedroom.

The second floor is a spacious retreat room.

There are no balconies, kitchens, bathrooms and daily furniture!

The so-called “shared bed” In the bedroom, there is only a dusty bamboo bed.

In the bedroom, waving away the dust and cobwebs, Daoist Yu Hu face doesn’t change:

“This is Bedroom, I don’t sleep often. “

Xiao Bai is dumbfounded.

Without several decades, I would never be able to collect such thick dust and cobwebs.

“Okay, cultivator They are all monsters who only meditate and don’t sleep. ”

While speaking, the bedroom has become spotless and restored as new.

The living problem is barely solved.

Glancing at Xiao Bai’s Dressed, Daoist Yu Hu frowned.

Immediately shaking his head, he brushed the snow off Xiao Bai’s cotton-padded coat.

“The cotton-padded coat in the handyman’s room is too ugly, here I am. Only women’s clothing, you have to go to the Pill Pavilion on the mountainside to find Mu Yun, and she will make two daoist robes for you. “

Mu Yun is Elder Yu Hu’s drug boy, Xiao Bai has also met a few times inside the door, is an innocent and unaffected arrogant girl, cute and lovely, arrogant and annoying.

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“Yes. ”

Xiao Bai nodded.

In this way, the problem of dressing is solved.

The next problem is the traffic.

Daoist Yu Hu added:

“You must use your sword to travel to and from the peaks of the inner gate. My sword may be difficult for you to control. You can go to the Pill Pavilion and find Onmyouji to customize a rune saber for you. Qi Refinement can also handle it. ”

Onmyouji is one of the Hundred Grass Peak direct disciples, Xiao Bai has never met…I only heard that he is a feminine man who looks like a woman.

As for Yujian, Xiao Bai After thinking about it, among the three rules of soft rice, there is no automatic weapon proficiency item, and it doesn’t matter what a sword is.

The focus is on Sword Art, and I will find opportunities to learn a half from the Elder in the future. Move will automatically full level.

“Yes. ”

tone barely fell.

Xiao Bai’s stomach gu gu growled.

Basic, food, shelter, and transportation, he forgot the most important meal for mortals

As long as the food is cooked by the hostess and the alchemy is made, he can absorb 100% spiritual power and convert it into a part of the cultivation base.

p> Xiao Bai was hungry, licking his face and said:

“Clothing, housing, and travel have all been fooled by Disciple. For the sake of Disciple’s hard work last night for Elder’s relief, Elder can help Does Disciple do something to eat? “

You work hard…

Daoist Yu Hu’s face is slightly dizzy, but there is an unreasonable chill in his eyes.

She is also in pain!

According to the secular tradition, cooking for the husband is also the duty of the wife.

Daoist Yu Hu is not good at cooking, but when Xiao Bai took the initiative to mention it, for some reason, it was difficult to refuse.

Inexplicably, she wants to be a good wife…

She wanted to test this physique and weird handyman Disciple step by step, but she always felt that she also seemed to be I’m being tested.

He shook his head helplessly and asked coldly:

“What do you want to eat? ”

Xiao Bai replied with an innocent face:

“Disciple likes to eat noodles, and I haven’t tasted a single bite in three years after I started, so would Elder give me something to eat?”

Facing the young Dao Companion’s almost coquettish eyes and tone, Daoist Yu Hu lightly sighed then said, intuition is a bad fate.

“…I’ll try it with a pill furnace.”

(end of this chapter)