My Charm Works Only On Bad Women

2022-03-31

Chapter 4 [2-in-1] Eating noodles is a beautiful death!

In ancient times, there was an induction cooker pill concocting, and today there is a pill furnace below.

Xiao Bai feels that things are getting more and more outrageous!

Yu Hu smiled, turned and left the bedroom.

Xiao Bai didn’t know what medicines were sold in Elder’s bottle gourd, so he had to follow him obediently and honestly.

Interestingly, the entrance to the underground Cave Mansion is not in the bedroom, but in the study.

It can be seen that there is a golden house in the book, and there is nothing left in the bed.

The two came to the study.

Elder Yu Hu waved his sleeves to open the clean red bookcase.

Xiao Bai saw a dark hole head on, like a door to the second dimension.

Elder stepped into the tunnel with his sleeves raised, and his cold and airy back exuded a strange fragrance.

Xiao Bai quickly followed.

The bluestone steps meander down, all around the stone wall is dark and damp, covered with dark red moss, dripping water constantly on both sides, absorbing the dissipated medical power.

The stone road has nine twists and eight bends, to the underground Cave Mansion, and suddenly the azure light is dense, and it is suddenly clear.

The underground Cave Mansion is a drum-shaped pill room with complicated and weird flower-shaped seals engraved on the surrounding walls.

There is an earth fire altar in the middle.

On the altar, there is a huge indigo azure pit furnace.

The outer wall of the pill furnace is engraved with circles of black and white yin and yang seals.

In Xiao Bai’s remote sensing vision before, these seals exuded a red glow of inverse swirls, projecting fox shadows on the stone wall.

Daoist Yu Hu raised his cloak and sat cross-legged on the mat in front of the pill furnace.

Slowly closing his eyes, Yu Ling adjusted his breath and said:

“This is my private pill room and pill furnace, usually only used for pill concocting… It’s not impossible to cook noodles. .”

Xiao Bai was a little confused and asked weakly:

“Elder really intends to cook noodles for me with a pill furnace?”

Yu Hu went white Xiao Bai glanced at it like a microwave in a clear pool, and swayed the reflected Moon Wheel.

“Naturally.”

Xiao Bai was dumbfounded.

He thought it was just a joke under the pill furnace, but didn’t expect it to be true!

I saw Elder take out a bag of spirit wheat grains from the Na ring, transport it by air, and grind it into powder.

Add water and knead into dough, cut into noodles with your palms, and place in a yin-yang porcelain bowl.

The noodle is filled with spirit water. Although there is no oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, it also contains various medicine ingredients that Xiao Bai can’t name, and it smells very fragrant.

Daoist Yu Hu opened the pill furnace and placed the porcelain bowl into the heart of the furnace.

The fire in the furnace burns the cold cheeks slightly red.

However!

Just as the furnace opened, Xiao Bai could vaguely see the spine and skull at the bottom of the furnace.

It’s more like human bones than animal bones.

Xiao Bai complexion ashen, his legs are so frightened!

Suddenly!

A hoarse, flirtatious female voice came from my ears:

“Are you scared too?”

Xiao Bai was so scared that his neck froze, mechanically turned his head.

I don’t know when, Elder has changed into a green and white bamboo gauze embroidered with peach.

On the outer wall of the pill furnace, the red glow of the French seal slowly turned, illuminating the white hair like a waterfall, and projected the reflection of the fox ears and nine tails on the inner wall of the Cave Mansion.

It’s almost exactly the same as the remote sensing scene!

Especially the semi-permeable bamboo gauze wrapped around Elder’s plump body and graceful figure…

Xiao Bai’s eyes received baptism from the holy snow slope , slipped into the abyss of sin.

He suddenly wasn’t afraid anymore.

All I can think about is the nutrition of my children.

This is my wife, how could it hurt me?

What’s more, his modifiers are still working…

“There’s nothing to be afraid of.”

Xiao Bai’s eyes were calm and he was enlightened.

The fox girl smiled, her long hair was like snow, her brows were red, her pure and charming face appeared on the same face.

She took a sip of peach tea, stared at Xiao Bai with clear wink, and asked with a smile:

“What are you looking at?”

As expected of a charm demon!

The last time Xiao Bai’s audiovisual was sealed, he could barely cope with such a scene.

This time I can’t stand it.

Then just said:

“I saw the shadow of the fox on the wall.”

Obviously, demoness was still testing him invisibly.

I don’t say anything when I see it… but there is a ghost in my heart.

The fox tail swayed like a blazing fire, but the fox demon’s face was a faint smile, extremely calm.

“It’s okay, you’ll forget it tomorrow.”

Why, can you still erase the memory?

Okay.

Xiao Bai thinks this is a good thing, if he can get rid of his memory, he doesn’t have to kill a witness to silence them.

Since he was told that he would forget it tomorrow, he didn’t bother to ask, staring at the pill furnace and said:

“Is the face still good?”

Yu Hu nodded. .

“It will take two hours.”

Two hours…

Are you sure you are cooking noodles?

Xiao Bai was speechless.

Idle is also idle, he suddenly wanted to take advantage of this time to let Elder teach some medicine.

“The culture world is much more sinister than the mortal world. Disciple suddenly wanted to learn a movement method.”

Except for charm and medicine, Yu Hu is not particularly good at anything else. the cultivation technique.

But both, she didn’t plan to teach Xiao Bai.

Medicine, related to her plan, cannot be shared.

Xiao Bai is already very strong in seduction, and she can’t stand it even after learning it.

Side note:

“You take time every day, as the Hundred Grass Peak Core Disciple, to go to Lonely Peak to practice the mind method, or to Yanhai Peak to learn the cultivation technique, and to practice the Sword. Peak practice swordsmanship.”

The Disciple Cultivation of Blazing Snow Sect is relatively open, and the inner door Core Disciple can be cross-mountain and cross-disciplinary Cultivation.

This is the same as a college elective.

But Xiao Bai didn’t have this idea.

With his innate talent, learning cultivation techniques from others is a waste of time. Taking his wife as a teacher is the right way.

Of course, a wife as a teacher is not a teacher as a wife, and will not attract the crab Divine Beast.

The properties are different.

However, since Elder said it, Xiao Bai can’t say no in a hurry, it seems that he is not good at learning.

“Okay.”

Yu Hu saw Xiao Bai being so obedient, he suddenly couldn’t bear it, and said with a smile:

“You are now But the Dao Companion of this seat, as Core Disciple Cultivation, is not afraid of surrendering his identity? Aren’t he afraid that the cultivation base is too low, and he will be ridiculed by Disciple in Bieshan?”

“I am thick-skinned and don’t care much about that.”

Xiao Bai replied awkwardly.

The conversation soon changed, and I saw the story:

“However, since Hundred Grass Peak Core Disciple Cultivation, in addition to the cultivation techniques of each mountain, Disciple also wanted to Elder, learn some life-saving medical skills.”

Yu Hu shook the head and said with a look of disappointment:

“Medical skills can save people, but they can’t save people.”

Ning is the cultivation world Lu Xun?

Xiao Bai was speechless.

Yu Hu added:

“Besides, my medicine is not orthodox, it’s actually an unorthodox way, you will only harm you if you learn it, I really want to learn something similar to Pill Pavilion. Onmyouji studied medicine.”

“I listened to Elder.”

Xiao Bai nodded in response.

Actually, he really wanted to study medicine.

After all, the heroine’s skills can be learned as soon as they are learned, and they will reach their peak. As long as you learn a Life Prolonging Pill, the immortality medicine will be refined for you in minutes.

Unfortunately, Madam is a villain demoness after all, and seems to have reservations about medicine.

This matter is urgent and must be considered in the long run.

Seeing Xiao Bai being so well-behaved, Daoist Yu Hu felt inexplicably tenderhearted, and said:

“You and I are both Dao Companions, and there is no distinction between senior and junior. Just call me Yu Hu.”

Xiao Bai nods, sits cross-legged next to Yu Hu, and says tactfully:

“Okay, Elder. “

……

For the next two hours, the two of them sat on the same mat and didn’t say anything more.

Xiao Bai thought to himself, with this effort to come to the weekend, Elder’s lesions will be removed one more, and he will also be promoted to First Rank, why not do it?

Unfortunately, this demoness is too restrained!

Xiao Bai, as a modifier administrator, is a man with a Great Accomplishment, so he can’t take the initiative to mention it.

Time, minutes and seconds have passed.

The red glow on the furnace wall keeps spinning, driving the fox shadow on the wall to sway, twist, and repeat…

Finally, the face is ready.

Yu Hu opened the mouth of the furnace and took out the porcelain bowl from the air.

The white plain hands were holding the hot bowl, and the body wrapped in gauze leaned in front of Xiao Bai, and the cold and indifferent face suddenly became as gentle as water, flushed as the clouds.

“Taste the noodles under this Elder.”

She deliberately stretched the three words this Elder long to blame Xiao Bai for continuing to call her Elder.

It sounds very picky, so that Xiao Bai misheard the word order in a trance and thought about it for a while.

Until I lowered my head, I saw a plate of black and mushy, wriggling like earthworms…

Is this noodles?

Well, tentatively call it noodles.

But is this taste acceptable to human beings?

Xiao Bai resisted not covering his nose, and asked scientifically:

“The noodles in my memory should be white, Elder…Do you think there will be someone Poisoning the face?”

Daoist Yu Hu face doesn’t change his heart beats, saying:

“The drug and the poison are not separated, I added delicious noodles to the poison , you’ll know after you taste it.”

Xiao Bai: I…

The poison is mixed with noodles, as expected of you!

Seeing Xiao Bai didn’t move for a long time, Yu Hu didn’t know why.

It’s right to think about it carefully. Humans try to eat food that is full of color, flavor, and taste, and doesn’t care about the curative effect.

“This poison is called Huixinsan. After eating this bowl of noodles, you can pretend to be dead to save your life at a critical moment. As long as you don’t get smashed and ashes, you can almost be saved.”

Back off?

Xiao Bai has never heard of such miraculous medicines, but he is certain: this is a bowl of noodles that saves his life.

Thinking about it carefully, if Elder wanted to harm him, would he still need to poison him?

If you want to control him, there are many ways, you can do it last night.

It can be seen that demoness is bad, but I still love him!

Even if we don’t talk about the influence of modifiers on charm, he is also a precious antidote and purging gunpowder. Who knows how powerful the medicine is.

It makes sense.

But when looking down at the bowl of noodles that seemed to come from the abyss in front of him, Xiao Bai looked left and right, but still couldn’t say anything, and asked timidly:

“Is there any… Side effects?”

Yu Hu frowned slightly, as if he had heard an unfamiliar word.

“Side effects?”

Xiao Bai quickly explained:

“Although it can save lives, is there any other adverse effect on the body? “

Yu Hu hurriedly said:

“There are no side effects, but the main effect is highly toxic to Cultivation. However, you are a goddamn physique endowed by Five Elements, anyway. Cultivation can’t be normal.”

Xiao Bai: I thank you!

Thinking about it, his modifier is a weapon of causality. As long as the spiritual power resource donated by the heroine can be absorbed and turned into a part of the cultivation base, even if it is poisoned, it will also be absorbed. ?

Besides, the modifier didn’t prompt the heroine’s sinful behavior, It shouldn’t be really wanting to harm him.

“Even though, Cultivation is all about saving one’s life, so why bother to seek distance, I must eat from the Elder.”

The end face’s hand trembled slightly.

This is a beautiful thing to eat!

Xiao Bai comforted himself, held his breath, imposing in a rainbow-like manner, and took a porcelain bowl to dry the bowl of black noodles.

In an instant—

The breath of darkness reaches the stomach in one step!

It spreads all over the body instantly.

Then bring together dantian.

Um…

Xiao Bai’s expression was complicated.

Until the mechanical sound came out of my mind——

[Ding——Congratulations to the host for absorbing the poison noodles donated by the hostess, retaining the medicinal efficacy, absorbing spiritual power, and upgrading to Fetal The progress of the third layer of Breath has increased to 69%! ]

Yes, a bowl of noodles is 69% dry!

This side is very precious.

Xiao Bai rejoiced in his heart, with a light expression on his face.

At the same time…

The clear and dull face beside him solidified.

The shadow of the fox tail swaying on the wall hangs still, as if seeing an incredible scene.

Daoist Yu Hu was dumbfounded.

Huixin San was decomposed and absorbed…

Strangely, the medicine efficacy is still there.

The spiritual power was completely absorbed by dantian, leaving only a medicine efficacy shell attached to the outer wall of dantian.

In the hundred years of Yu Hu Cultivation, whether in Monster Race or lurking in Blazing Snow Mountain, he has never seen such an outrageous scene!

Is it the innate talent of Five Elements?

No.

Although the Five Elements grantee cannot Qi Refinement, she has seen many cases of reaching high-level Fetal Breath.

From these cases, the dantians of Five Elements all have no prominent psychic medium, and it is difficult to absorb spiritual power, so they have a certain immune effect on various poisons.

But it is absolutely impossible to dismember the poison and absorb it by classification!

This is beyond her world view.

But…

Interesting.

The shock quickly turned to excitement.

The fox shadow on the wall suddenly stretched out its nine tails like a peacock opening its screen.

The tulle is automatic without wind, the skin is as delicate as snow, and the white is as red as a peach halo.

The slender arms were slowly raised, and the plain hands were folded on Xiao Bai’s shoulders.

The chin, which is as white as jade, rests on the back of the hand resting on Xiao Bai’s shoulder.

The thin red lips whispered in Xiao Bai’s ear.

“This is the first time I have seen this kind of Five Elements, are you really human?”

Xiao Bai’s ears were hot, and the elder’s voice was soft and hoarse. Stepping on snow is amazing.

Curiosity is the first step to indulging.

He felt like Elder was about to let himself go!

Madam let go, he can’t be cowardly, wouldn’t it be beautiful to complete the great harmony of life on weekends on the spot?

“It’s a human, maybe it’s a monkey demon.”

Xiao Bai jokingly said.

As far as evolution is concerned, there is no essential difference between humans and monkey demons, not to mention that he is also good at stick skills and has the imposing manner of stone monkeys.

But the humans on the Heavenly Origin continent do not seem to have evolved from apes.

Yu Hu knows this.

She knew at a glance that Xiao Bai was not a monkey demon.

But even if it’s a joke, why does it have to be a monkey demon?

She felt that it was time to take a closer look at Xiao Bai.

Thinking about this, Yu Hu asked softly:

“You said just now that you want to learn the ability to save your life, but I know a different set of Sword Art, I wonder if you are willing to Learn?”

Sword Art?

Xiao Bai suddenly became excited when he heard it.

The top of the sword is proud of the world!

Learning the sword is to the cultivation world, just as learning the car is to the previous life.

A cultivator who doesn’t want to ride his sword is like a big young man who doesn’t want to drive!

However, Xiao Bai wondered, could a fox demon, or a medicine pill Elder, really be able to make any kind of wonderful Sword Art?

Then asked cautiously:

“Really save your life?”

Yu Hu straightened up, his eyes were clear, and the proud Snow Mountain supported the domineering slope.

“My Sword Art can skipping grades to kill people, and killing people can save lives.”

skipping grades to kill people has always been a necessary skill for the protagonist.

As a transmigrator, Xiao Bai does his part.

“Disciple wants to learn!”

Daoist Yu Hu nodded slightly, then drew his Hidden Sword from his cuff.

It was a silver dagger glowing with azure light, and the color of the bamboo membrane and skin was so similar that Xiao Bai didn’t notice it.

“I’m not good at fighting, the only Sword Art I’m skilled at is a set of dissection Sword Art called ‘Paoding Sword’, the sword edge is accurate, and at the same time it can identify the spirit vein of all things, move with the sword with the side stroke , the party will complete the kill with the lowest spiritual power.”

Yu Hu said.

Xiao Bai has never heard of Paoding Sword Art, only Paoding Jie Niu.

That is the Blade Technique for painless dismemberment of cows.

The sword is also the same.

Xiao Bai said curiously:

“I can’t imagine that you can become a Sword Art by learning how to solve a cow, but to learn this kind of Sword Art, you need to practice killing cows. I haven’t heard that there are cows in Blazing Snow Mountain. .”

The glamour on the cold face dissipated.

The silver sword in his hand reflects the cold glow.

“Without cows, monkeys and demons will do.”

(end of this chapter)