My Life Simulator

Would you like to be the master of the scripture hall?

Li Cheng is naturally willing, and he can't be more willing.

"The old slave is willing to be the master of the scripture hall, please let the son complete!"

Li Cheng fell to his knees with a thud, and bowed deeply to Lu Li.

"Get up!"

Lu Li waved his hand, "In a few days, you will be the master of the Hall of Transcripts."

"Thank you sir!"

Li Cheng bowed again, and then left.

Lu Li continued to read the book in his hand, then put down the book, got up and walked out of the library.

Li Cheng's words just now opened Lu Li's mind. Since even the Li Shi has been accepted, why not take control of the Mengshan Taoist Palace?

The road to the Taoist Heavenly Master begins with the control of the Mengshan Taoist Palace!

There are many ways to control Mengshan Taoist Palace, but Lu Li's method is the most simple and rude. He is going to directly "grace" the three leaders of Mengshan Taoist Palace's Abbot, Master Law and Dharma - the grace of not killing!

The strongest benevolence effect, the other party must repay the kindness, then there is only the grace of not killing!

Walking out of the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion, Lu Li stepped on his feet, rose from the ground, drove out of Qinggong, stepped on the treetops in the mountain, and flew all the way.

After a while, Lu Li came to the Dao Palace Hall on the top of the mountain.

At this moment, the jade chime in the main hall of the Taoist Palace is melodious, the cigarettes are curled up, and a faint sound of chanting can be heard.

A flash of surprise flashed in Lu Li's eyes. He didn't expect the abbot of Mengshan Taoist Palace to be a true cultivator? Are you still chanting?

With a flick of his body, Lu Li quietly entered the Dao Palace hall.

Then... the abbot is not chanting scriptures, but "sending sperm"!

The specific scene cannot be described. All in all, in the melodious sound of jade chimes, in the curling cigarettes, in the sound of several Kunxiu chanting, the abbot is working hard!

Lu Li can only praise "I really know how to play"!

Lu Li was too lazy to watch this kind of drama, so he just flexed his fingers, and a strong wind of infuriating qi popped out.

The abbot and a few Kunxiu who were studying the method of yin and yang were instantly hit in the forehead by the strong wind of infuriating energy. They rolled their eyes and fainted on the spot.

Lu Li stepped forward, stretched out his hand, grabbed the abbot, and threw it on the ground next to him.

With a slap in the face, the infuriating energy shook slightly, and the comatose abbot was woken up.

"Well……"

The abbot shook his head, which was in severe pain, and was still somewhat confused. When he opened his eyes and saw Lu Li standing in front of him, the abbot screamed in horror and stepped back.

"Shut up! Scream again and you're dead!"

Lu Li stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and a jade chime on the incense altar was swept up by the infuriating energy and whistled into Lu Li's hand.

"Look clearly. Is your head that hard again?"

Grabbing it in his hand, the jade chime carved out of sapphire was instantly crushed to pieces. The fine pieces of jade were scattered from Lu Li's hands.

Along with the shattered jade shavings, there is also the courage of the abbot!

"Forgive your life! The hero spares your life!"

The abbot hurriedly knelt to the ground and kowtowed to Lu Li for mercy.

Lu Li smiled, reached out and grabbed a chair, sat down in front of the abbot, and said to the abbot, "Raise your head!"

"Yes Yes!"

The abbot hurriedly looked up at Lu Li, "What's the hero's order? Are you short of money? The villain will immediately give me ten thousand taels of silver. I just ask the hero to spare my life."

"Tsk tsk! It's really rich!"

Lu Li pouted, stretched out his fingers, flicked his fingers, and a burst of infuriating energy rushed out into the abbot's body.

"Well……"

The abbot's face turned pale, his eyes were full, his hands were tightly covering his heart, his body was trembling with pain, but he tightly shut his mouth and did not dare to cry out.

The desire to survive is strong!

A smile appeared on Lu Li's face, and he raised his foot and kicked the abbot again. With a change of indignation, the abbot's "angina pectoris" disappeared.

"Huh...huh..."

The abbot gasped heavily, and then quickly bowed to Lu Li, "Thank you for being merciful."

"Have you felt it? Is your heart hurting?"

Lu Li looked at the abbot with a half-smile, "Do you know how Zhang Chuanjing died? Yes, I killed it. I moved my hands and feet on your heart, and your life is in my hands. I want to die. , or do you want to live?"

"I want to live! I want to live!"

The abbot kowtowed again, "What is the order of the hero, the villain can do anything. Just please spare my life."

"It's not difficult to spare your life!"

Lu Li nodded, "In the future, you will continue to be the abbot of your Taoist Palace. But... Mengshan Taoist Palace, I have the final say. Understand?"

"understand!"

The abbot heaved a sigh of relief, and said quickly, "In the future, the villain will only obey the son's life."

"very good!"

Lu Li nodded, "My first order is that the master of the Hall of Scriptures will be handled by Li Cheng, the manager of the Tibetan Scriptures Pavilion. Arrange as soon as possible!"

"Yes! Yes! The villain will arrange it immediately!"

Without any hesitation, the abbot nodded in agreement.

"Okay! Then I won't disturb you to continue chanting!"

Lu Li flicked his robe sleeves, got up and left.

"Young Master, please also tell me your identity, the villain always needs to know who he is doing things for!"

The abbot has the potential to be a dog's leg, and enters the state very quickly.

"Lu Li, with the courtesy name Ziming, is a new recruit in the Lux Hall."

Lu Li stopped, turned his head and glanced at the abbot, "I'm not very satisfied with the status of Lux, please change me to something better! The manager of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, this status is not bad."

Librarians are the best!

For example: Lao Dan used to be Zhou Tianzi's librarian. There are also many bigwigs who used to be librarians.

"Management of the Tibetan Scriptures Pavilion? Will you be wronged, Young Master?"

The host immediately turned into a dog's leg and began to kneel and lick.

"It doesn't matter! It's good for the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion to manage things!"

Lu Li waved his hand, "Go make arrangements! I'm leaving!"

"Congratulations to send your son!"

The host bowed deeply to Lu Li, and it was not until Lu Li walked out of the Dao Palace hall that he straightened up.

"Huh... so dangerous!"

The host wiped away his cold sweat and looked terrified. Young Master Lu has unpredictable powers of ghosts and gods, and I am afraid he is the legendary Taoist immortal!

As for why the Taoist immortals came to the broken place of Mengshan Taoist Palace, it is difficult to speculate.

In any case, following Mr. Lu, who was born in the Taoist court, at least in the secular Taoist palace, he must be able to get along.

Next, Lu Li did the same, and also cleaned up the Master of the Law and the Hall of Hongfa.

At this point, the abbot of the Taoist Palace, the Master of the Palace of Law, the Master of the Hall of Hongfa, the Master of the Hall of Biography, and the Hall of Li Shi and the Hall of Fire Workers were all under Lu Li's control.

It can be said that the entire Mengshan Taoist Palace is actually surnamed Lu.

Afterwards, the abbot and the two hall masters, Zhang Lu and Hongfa, reached an agreement and ordered Li Cheng, the manager of the Tibetan Scriptures Pavilion, to be promoted to the eighth-rank Taoist post and the master of the scriptures hall.

At the same time, Lu Li, who had just joined the Taoist Palace for a few days, changed his status from a wrestler to a Taoist boy, then from a Taoist boy to a Taoist priest, and then to the ninth-rank Taoist position, and then to the manager of the Tibetan Scriptures Pavilion.

After being promoted to three levels in a row, within a few days, he has risen to a level that others have struggled for in their entire lives.

So, the fist is the last word! Violence is the easiest and fastest way to solve problems!

In fact, Lu Li had absolutely no interest in taking charge of the Mengshan Taoist Palace.

The entire Mengshan Taoist Palace can be said to be rotten. Except for the Luxians in Lishi Hall, they are still useful. Except for Liu Jing, who is still insisting on studying, everything else is scum!

Therefore, Lu Li only intends to control the wrestlers, and also fight for Liu Jing, the others have no value for transformation.

Just like Deacon Yang in front of him.

"Congratulations to Mr. Lu for his promotion!"

Deacon Yang Li of the Fire Works Hall brought a lot of gifts to congratulate Lu Li for Rongsheng.

Zhang Chuanjing died inexplicably. The promotion of Li Cheng, the manager of the Tibetan Scriptures Pavilion, is also inexplicable. Knowing that Young Master Lu had been reading in the Book Collection Pavilion, and Zhang Chuanjing had visited the Book Collection Pavilion once, Yang Li knew very well that this was all the work of Young Master Lu.

Mengshan Taoist Palace is probably already surnamed Lu. So... Yang Li moved towards Lu Li actively.

"Have a heart!"

Lu Li waved his hand and sent Yang Li away.

As soon as Yang Li left, Liu Jing, the deacon of Lishi Hall, ran over again.

Liu Jing did not bring any gifts.

"In just a few days, Mengshan Taoist Palace took the surname Lu."

Liu Jing looked at Lu Li with a complicated look, "What are you...what do you want to do?"

"What do you want to do? Of course... ask the immortals!"

Lu Li smiled, "I am very afraid of trouble. In order to avoid some unnecessary troubles, I should solve them before they arise. Create a quiet reading environment for myself."

In order to have a quiet reading environment, you took the Mengshan Taoist Palace in one pot?

Liu Jing's mouth trembled a few times. You are awesome! you are awesome! So arrogant and domineering.

"Actually, that's fine too!"

Liu Jingjing nodded, "I also need a quiet reading environment. There is still more than a month before the Daomen Grand Competition. I hope I can pass the test this time!"

With a long sigh, Liu Jing bowed his hands to Lu Li and turned to leave.

"Old Liu, wait a minute." Lu Li stopped Liu Jing.

"Anything else?" Liu Jing stopped and turned to look at Lu Li.

"Lao Liu, fuck with me!"

Lu Li smiled at Liu Jing, "In the entire Mengshan Taoist Palace, you are the only one who can really catch my eye."

"To mess with you? How to mess with?"

Liu Jing rolled his eyelids, "I just want to pass the Daomen competition. I've insisted on it for more than 30 years, but I'm not reconciled! I really want to know if it's useful to read the Daoist scriptures."

"I'd love to know too."

Lu Li nodded with a smile, stretched out his hand and took out an elixir bottle, picked up another piece of rice paper full of handwriting and pictures, and threw it to Liu Jing, "Take it! Eat this elixir, and then practice the above. The way of breathing. You will gain something."

"This is……"

Liu Jing looked at the pill bottle in his hand, and then looked at the rice paper that read "Golden Chan's Conviction Method", his face was blank, and he couldn't understand the situation at all.

"This is Immortal Fate!"

Lu Li waved to Liu Jing, "Go back! Try it and you'll know."

Immortal?

Liu Jing remembered the bronze paperweight that Lu Li had crushed in front of him. Could it be... Mr. Lu's history...

"Thank you!"

Liu Jing bowed to Lu Li, took the pill bottle and rice paper, turned around and returned to the main hall of Li Shi Tang.

Sitting in front of the case, he spread out the rice paper and read it. On it was written an article called "Golden Toad Convincing Qi".

As a Taoist priest, Liu Jing naturally knows how to practice qi, but... Practicing qi is pure nonsense. I have never heard of anyone who can really practice qi.

He reached out and picked up the pill bottle, opened the wax seal, and poured out a small pill the size of a soybean.

I put it in front of my nose and smelled it, and I only smelled the smell of honey, not even the smell of medicine. It also looks completely different from those bright medicinal pills refined by Daomen.

What kind of medicine is this?

Immortal? Is there a fairy tale? Is Lu Gongzi a fairy?

Liu Jing struggled for a while, and after thinking about it, he still felt that with Lu Li's ability, it would be a matter of killing him with a single finger, so he didn't need to worry about it.

As soon as he gritted his teeth, Liu Jing put the medicinal pill into his mouth and swallowed it.

After a while, Liu Jing only felt a fever all over his body and a tingling itch.

This is... the medicine pill works?

After a while, the itching disappeared. Liu Jing only felt that the whole body was transparent, as if the air was leaking from all sides.

This...this...is it really an elixir?

It looks like an ordinary elixir, but is it really an elixir? Yes! Back to Basics!

Liu Jing's heart filled with horror. Since even the elixir can be taken out, then... the origin of Lu Gongzi's identity can be imagined.

It is indeed a fairyland!

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Liu Jing hurriedly picked up the "Golden Toad Convincing Method" and studied it seriously.

Liu Jing's endorsement skills are very deep, and he quickly memorized the "Golden Chan Convincing Method". Thirty-three years of endorsement experience really trains people.

Since medicinal herbs are extraordinary, this technique of breathing breathing and breathing is bound to be extraordinary.

Putting away the rice paper on which the exercises were written, Liu Jing got up and went to the quiet room, sat cross-legged on the ground, calmed down, and breathed out the aura of heaven and earth in accordance with the way Jin Chan obeyed the Qi method.

With the operation of the exercise, Liu Jing was horrified to find that there was actually a cool air, which poured into the body with the breath and merged into the dantian.

This this……

Liu Jing's heart was full of horror, and he couldn't maintain his calm state. Fortunately, Liu Jingcai had just started to practice, so he didn't worry about his infuriating qi going wrong.

Can you really practice Qi?

Can you really breathe out the aura of heaven and earth?

This...this...is actually an immortal method!

It is indeed a fairyland! It is indeed a fairy tale!

God is pitiful. I, Liu Jing, studied hard for thirty-three years. I didn’t know the fairy, and I didn’t know the Tao. Today, I really met the real fairy and got the real Tao!

Young Master Lu is the real fairy!

Turning over and getting up, Liu Jing hurried out of the quiet room and rushed towards the house in the backyard of Lishi Hall.

Arriving at the door of Lu Li's room, Liu Jing stood up straight, tidied up his clothes, straightened his crown, kneeled on the ground with a solemn face, and bowed deeply to Lu Li.

"Disciple Liu Jing, thank Master Lu for Dianhua!"

"Thirty years of searching for the Tao, wasted years, and nothing has been achieved. Today, I was enlightened by Master Lu, and I got the true biography and understood the true way. This kind of grace and virtue will never be repaid!"

"The disciple is devoted to the Tao, please Master Lu have mercy, and accept the disciple to start!"

Liu Jing's face was full of respect, and he kowtowed to Lu Li.

"Get up!"

A smile appeared on Lu Li's face, he stretched out his hand, let go of his infuriating energy, and unfolded an unexpected scene.

A splendid brilliance shone, and a Tai Chi yin and yang gossip chart hung above Lu Li's head.

"From today onwards, you will be my first disciple!"

"Thank you, Master!"

Liu Jing wept with joy, "This disciple has received a fax today and met a true immortal. It is truly a blessing for three lifetimes!"