My Life Simulator

After accepting Liu Jing, Lu Li's team was formed.

Fifty-four wrestlers who practiced iron cloth shirts, plus Liu Jing, a Taoist priest, allowed Lu Li to initially form a team of "Taomen Tianshi".

Later, Lu Li passed down the "Songfeng Sword Art" and "Dengyun Bu". In addition to the previous "Golden Toad Convincing Qi". Lu Li successfully transplanted the three true traditions of the Qingcheng School in the martial arts plot into this world.

The method of infuriating cultivation officially invades the "world of immortal cultivation" that specializes in spiritual and soul cultivation, and will surely collide with brilliant sparks.

It's just... Whether there is a real "immortal cultivator" in this world, Lu Li has not seen it with his own eyes.

Shouldn't I be asked to promote the method of true qi cultivation in this world, so as to become a Taoist Heavenly Master?

I'm here to find the method of cultivating immortals, not to spread the method of cultivating immortals!

Lu Li pursed his lips, got up, walked out of the house, and rushed towards the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.

Read the book first! After brushing the Daojing Daozang in the Cangjing Pavilion, and then passing the Daomen Daobi exam, let's see the "True Immortal of the Dao Court" that may exist in the legend!

In the following time, Lu Li paid no attention to the mess of Mengshan Taoist Palace, and moved directly into the Tibetan Sutra Pavilion, where he spent the whole day reading books.

Liu Jing was a little puzzled about this, so he came to the Sutra Collection Pavilion and asked Lu Li, "Master, you have already understood the Dao and become a true immortal. Why do you still come to read these Dao Sutras?"

Lu Li replied with a smile: "Learning is endless, Tao is boundless! I have one of the three thousand avenues, but I can't be arrogant."

"I see!"

Liu Jing bowed and said, "In addition to practicing Qi every day, the disciple will continue to study the Taoist scriptures."

Later, Liu Jing also moved to the library with Lu Li. In addition to cultivating immortals and practicing Qi, serving Lu Li's diet and daily life, Liu Jing also continued to endorse Lu Li in the library.

Because of the cultivation of inner strength, Liu Jing's body is getting better and better, his spirit is getting better and better, his memory has become stronger, his brain has become more flexible, and his endorsement speed has become faster.

This is normal.

Because infuriating qi itself is the biological energy of the human body. Under the nourishment of infuriating qi, the brain is nourished, and the thinking is naturally more flexible.

Not only Liu Jing, but even those in Lishi Hall who became taller and stronger after cultivating iron cloth shirts, their brains also became more flexible. The literacy tasks that Lu Li assigned to them were successfully completed.

Time passes day by day.

A month later, the fifty-four wrestlers in the Lux Hall had all cultivated to the realm of first-class masters, each with bronze complexion, tall stature, bulging muscles, with an average height of more than 1.8 meters.

Today's wrestlers, waving their hands and smashing the world, holding up a thousand jins of cauldrons with one hand, have really become powerful warriors with a thousand jins of divine power in their bodies.

More importantly, the practice of iron cloth shirt is successful. These warriors can completely ignore the attacks of swords and arrows, and become truly invulnerable.

Liu Jing's progress is also very fast, and he has also become a first-class master.

Today's Liu Jing is no longer the one with sparse hair and haggard face. He has become radiant and radiant.

The sparse gray hair became dark and thick, the haggard and yellow face became ruddy and white, and the thin body became strong and straight. Coupled with the robe and feather crown, it is a pair of Taoist demeanor.

For Liu Jing's changes, the host and others in Mengshan Taoist Palace were naturally very jealous. It's just... Lu Li completely despised their scumbags and ignored them at all.

Time passed slowly, and in a blink of an eye it was August.

Every year in mid-August, it is the day of the Daomen Grand Competition. The Taoist palaces in all the prefectures all over the world must organize Taoism exams.

In the previous Mengshan Taoist Palace, this kind of Taoism exam was just going through the motions and just dealt with it casually.

In fact, Taoist palaces in other state capitals are similar. As long as you don't get any "full marks", don't get any top names, just a general "qualified" score, you'll be fooled.

However... this time, Lu Li went for the "full score test paper".

In the Mengshan Taoist Palace, he got "excellent" results, and then went to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy again, and finally went to the capital to see the so-called "Tao Court".

This is Lu Li's goal.

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August 12.

The annual Daomen Grand Competition officially begins.

In the main hall of the Mengshan Taoist Palace, the abbot of the Taoist Palace, as well as the three hall masters of Chuanjing, Zhanglu and Hongfa, sat in the high hall with solemn faces.

Below...two candidates!

The only people taking the test were Lu Li and Liu Jing. As for the other Taoist boys and priests, who live a good life as an immortal, who still goes to study!

In the examination room, cigarettes were curled up.

Lu Li and Liu Jing each sat at the desk, burying their heads in answering the questions.

The types of questions in the Taoism exam are also fill-in-the-blank questions, short answer questions, and discussion questions.

During this period of time, Lu Li had completely finished the tens of thousands of books in the Sutra Collection Pavilion of Mengshan Taoist Palace, and all the contents were firmly imprinted in his mind.

With Lu Li's IQ, combined with the annotations and notes of his predecessors, and compared with the inheritance of Longhu Mountain, he quickly understood and assimilated these Taoist scriptures and Taoist treasures.

The current exam is not difficult for Lu Li at all.

It's just... There are so many questions in the Daoxue exam!

A stack of thick test papers, a total of 3,000 questions, although most of them are fill-in-the-blank questions, it is also very time-consuming.

This exam took a whole day.

In the evening, the abbot rang the jade chime, and the Taoist examination was over.

Lu Li and Liu Jing got up and walked out of the examination room.

The abbot and the three palace masters looked at each other with embarrassment on their faces.

"Master Lu wants to enter the Taoist court."

The abbot sighed, "We all know that it is too difficult to enter the Taoist court. The government exam, the state exam, and the palace exam must be answered with more than 80% of the test questions, and only if you get a grade A, you will be eligible to enter the Taoist court. "

"yes!"

The Master of the Palace of Law sighed, "Even if we do some tricks, let Young Master Lu pass the prefectural exam with first-class grades. If you go to the state exam, you will be exposed!"

"We give Mr. Lu an excellent grade and other grades. Once Mr. Lu fails in the state exam, we will be held accountable by the Shuzhou Taoist Academy!"

The Hall Master Hongfa also had a helpless expression on his face, "If it's just a passing grade, just fool around and no one will care. If the grade is excellent, this grade will definitely be noticed by the Taoist court. It is said that the Taoist court has real cultivation! Once there is a problem, we will all There is no place to die!"

"It's as if you're not going to die without a burial right now."

The abbot rolled his eyes, "If we don't help Young Master Lu, can we survive tonight?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the Hall Master Hongfa and the Hall Master Zhang Lu turned pale and shivered.

"That... let's take the test paper and take a look first!"

Li Cheng, who took over as the master of the Hall of Biography, nodded to the three of them, walked down, stretched out his hand and picked up Lu Li's test paper.

At a glance, Li Cheng let out an exclamation, "Aiya! My God! Young Master Lu's exam papers are full!"

"Written full?"

The abbot and others hurriedly ran down, "Look at it! Did you do it right? Did you do it right?"

"This...is it right...how do I know?"

Li Cheng's face was full of helplessness, "Although I used to be in charge of the Tibetan Scriptures Pavilion, I haven't recited a few Taoist scriptures!"

The abbot and others froze on their faces, the eldest brother Mo Xiao, the second brother, everyone was similar. It is not apostasy to be able to get into this position today!

"How do you adjust the grades?"

Li Cheng asked the crowd.

"What else can I do? Flip through the book!"

The abbot said with a helpless face, "Everyone go to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion and turn the book."

Afterwards, the abbot took the three hall masters and came to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion with the exam papers.

Together, the four of them turned over the books for two days and two nights, and only then did Lu Li and Liu Jing's examination papers complete.

And then...they were stunned!

Lu Li's test papers were all correct. The three thousand questions are accurate and without any errors.

Liu Jing's test papers were more than 85% correct.

Both of them are first class grades. Liu Jing can be rated as "A-Class Excellent", and Lu Li can even be rated as "A-Class Excellent"!

"Young Master Lu is really talented!"

The abbot sighed in admiration and thought to himself: Young Master Lu must have come from the Taoist court, otherwise it would be impossible to have such a foundation of Taoism.

"Use the print!"

The abbot took out his seal and motioned to the crowd, "Use the seal to quickly report to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy."

Afterwards, the abbot and the three temple masters stamped the test papers with seals, sealed them with varnish, and dispatched luxuries and horses to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy.

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Shuzhou Taoist Temple.

Now is the period when the Daoism competitions are held in various provinces. The test results and test papers from the various provinces in Shuzhou are sent to the Taoist Academy in Shuzhou in a steady stream.

Zhang Yusheng, the first seat of the Shuzhou Taoist Academy, looked at the fast horses rushing in, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Daomen Dabi, fast horses and fast delivery, go through the motions earnestly, and do superficial articles conscientiously."

With a flick of his robe sleeves, Zhang Yusheng, the first seat of the Taoist academy, looked helpless, "The problem is, even though I know it's all bullshit, I have to seriously sing fake dramas with them."

With a long sigh, Zhang Yusheng, the first Taoist temple, turned around and returned to the main hall of the Taoist temple in Shuzhou. He had to make a superficial essay and finally determine the results of the Taoist palace exams in each state.

Fortunately, it is not difficult to deal with, anyway, it is a "qualified" result, as long as you close your eyes and stamp it.

"Snapped!"

One test paper is stamped.

"Snapped!"

Another exam paper has been stamped.

"Papapa" was a mess, and the results of the test papers were completed.

Just when Zhang Yusheng was dozing off with the seal, he pressed down with a careless stamp, and Zhang Yusheng saw that "Excellent Grade A" was written on the scroll!

"Fuck!"

Zhang Yusheng screamed in horror, and the big seal in his hand fell to the ground.

God is so "excellent first-class"! Who are you fooling?

Do you know what "A-Class Excellence" means? When this score is reported, the Taoist court will pay attention!

This must be fake!

The problem is... Lao Tzu closed his eyes and covered the seal, which means that I have already recognized this achievement!

What the hell! Who is cheating on Lao Tzu?

Zhang Yusheng, who was so angry that he was blowing his beard and staring, his eyes fell on the cover of the test paper. The cover reads "Liu Jing, the nine-pin deacon of Mengshan Taoist Palace".

Mengshan Road Palace? Liu Jing?

I remember you! Pit Laozi, right? See how Lao Tzu kills you!

Gritting his teeth and staring at the "excellent test paper", Zhang Yusheng took a deep breath, calmed down, and continued to pick up the next test paper and stamp it.

And then... a test paper of "A-Class Excellence" suddenly appeared below!

"Fuck you uncle! Is it over yet?"

Zhang Yusheng jumped like thunder, bloodshot from his eyes.

"Mengshan Taoist Palace, the ninth-rank deacon Lu Li? Good! Good! Very good!"

Zhang Yusheng gritted his teeth for a while, "A broken Taoist palace actually issued an excellent scroll and an excellent scroll. This is deliberately digging a hole for Laozi! Deliberately making Laozi make mistakes. This is someone who is eyeing Laozi's seat!"

very good! very good!

I just gave up!

At the risk of being reprimanded by the Taoist court for being "blind", and at the risk of being demoted, report all your "excellence rolls" and "excellence rolls".

Once the Excellent Scroll appears, the Taoist Court must come to check!

When the Taoist Zhenxiu comes to confirm and verify, once you reveal your true form, you will be repaired by the furious Taoist Zhenxiu so that your life is worse than death!

Everyone who cheats will be severely punished by the Taoist court!

At most, Lao Tzu bears the reputation of being "blind", the culpability of oversight, you... all of you will die!

With a long sigh, Zhang Yusheng picked up two test papers, turned and walked into the hall of the main hall of the Taoist academy.

Clean your hands, burn incense!

Zhang Yusheng took out a jade talisman, bit his tongue, and spat out a mouthful of blood.

The next moment, the jade talisman bloomed with a brilliance as bright as the moon, floating above the offering table in the hall.

"Shuzhou Daoyuan, why did you activate the talisman?"

In the bright brilliance, a cold voice sounded from the jade talisman, and vaguely, an invisible pressure enveloped the entire hall.

Zhang Yusheng hurriedly knelt on the ground and bowed to the splendid jade talisman, "Reporting to the immortal, disciple Zhang Yusheng, today reviewed the results of the Taoist test in each prefecture, and found a first-class excellent paper and a first-class excellent paper. . Therefore, I will report to the News Agency according to the rules. Please Shangxian Mingcha!"

"A Grade-A Excellence Scroll?"

In the splendid jade talisman, an exclamation suddenly burst out, followed by another ping-ping-ping sound. It seems that the person opposite the jade talisman was shocked by the news and knocked over something.

"Really? Is this statement true?"

After a while, the cold voice of "Shangxian" sounded again in the jade talisman.

"The exam paper from the Mengshan Taoist Palace. It is covered with the seal of the abbot of the Mengshan Taoist Palace, as well as the seals of the three halls of preaching scriptures, palm law and propagating the law."

Zhang Yusheng hurriedly reported: "The disciple looked through the test paper. Judging from the paper, the result is correct!"

"very good!"

The voice in the jade talisman sounded again, "Within three days, the Taoist Court will send a true cultivator to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy to inspect the excellent scroll. If it is correct, it will be credited. If it is wrong, it will be severely punished!"

"Get the decree!"

Zhang Yusheng bowed and bowed.

Immediately, the radiance dissipated, and the jade talisman fell on the offering table.

Getting up and putting away the jade talisman, Zhang Yusheng's eyes were fierce. You are going to cheat Lao Tzu, right? I'm making a big deal out of it! See how you end up!

Once the matter is revealed, I will at most be oversight. You concocted excellent scrolls, one is counted as one, all of them can't escape, and all of you will die!

You people, who don't have access to the true cultivation of the Taoist court, do not know the horror of true cultivation, and use the secular officialdom to plot against Lao Tzu, but you don't know that this is a big taboo.

Pit Laozi, right? I see how you die!