This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"I think you should know something. I'm sixty-seven years old. What's the matter with the live broadcast you asked me to do, and what's the matter with the clothes?"

She was wearing a red high-cut cheongsam prepared by the players. The slits of the cheongsam stretched from the bottom to the heels of her legs, exposing her fair legs.

Because the clothes are a bit tight, this cheongsam can well show the magician's figure. The combination of years of wisdom and good figure makes the magician at this time have a different charm.

Because the chest was empty, the magician had to cover it with both hands, and the plump dream was squeezed in the middle by her, which looked extraordinarily attractive.

A sapphire necklace slid down the middle of the dream, and was completely immersed in the dream, making the adventurers on the side envious of that sapphire.

Boss Duran also admired it for a while, and then asked: "Old friend, can I touch it?"

"What are you thinking! There are so many people! Forget it, just take it as a repayment, and come to my room at night, you beast!"

"Does it need to be so troublesome to touch gems?" Boss Duran asked suspiciously.

The magician looked at Boss Duran coldly, then flicked his finger, and a missile hit Boss Duran directly, causing him to lie dead.

Sitting on the seat designated by the boss, she raised her thighs and sneered: "Let's get started, what do I need to do?"

"You don't need to do anything, just read it according to the script. I will give you some food in the middle, and you can just play it on the spot."

"Is it that simple?"

"Well, we will temporarily build a ghost spore environment, and then the ghost mushroom will show it, and then the hypnotist will imprint it in everyone's eyes. In this way, everyone can see what we broadcast. Do you understand?"

"cannot."

"Forget it, it's not important. Assistant, what time is it?"

"Six fifty at night."

"That's almost it, start on time at seven o'clock. Magician, you still have ten minutes to browse through the manuscript, and say some rare words in advance, so we can phonetically."

"Are you looking down on me? I have a higher education anyway."

The magician picked up the manuscript,

After flipping through it roughly, I found out that this is a very detailed press release.

The content of this press release includes most of the news around Miasma Forest, as well as some of the situation on the southern front.

In addition, there are also some anecdotes, funny jokes and stories mixed in it.

After browsing, the time just passed to seven o'clock in the evening.

Although he only scanned it once, the magician had memorized all the contents above.

Putting the parchment directly, she faced the scene of the boss not changing it, and said in Zhongzheng's peaceful voice: "Hi everyone, welcome to the evening news of the Devil's Knights. I am a magician."

"The Temple of the Nameless God was opened in the city of hot springs today, but no one came to visit on the first day. Here, we would like to strongly condemn the sect of the God of Health. Your actions have hindered the normal power of a god. We will reserve responsibility."

"Let's look at the news from the human world. The death of the deputy commander-in-chief of the southern front is still under investigation. We have remotely connected to the battlefield expert Artoria, let us hear her opinion? Well, only the text, I need To dub? What do you think of me? Forget it, let’s dub it.”

"..."

"The next piece of news is that the Knights of the Demon King have stopped marching to the northeast and started to develop infrastructure around them. Although some people say that after the great integration, these infrastructures will disappear and break, but they think it doesn't matter. Anyway, they have money. Damn rich people, this kind of people should be [beep~] after [beep~]. Huh? [beep~], you guys silenced me, what’s the point of not swearing! I also need [beep~] ~] Freedom!"

"Forget it, after talking about some heavy topics, let's talk about some happy things. Well, where are things?"

A medium-ripe steak was delivered, the steaming steak was still creaking on the iron plate, and the finger-thick steak looked very delicious.

Elegantly cutting off a piece with a knife and fork, the magician put the steak into his mouth, and nodded in satisfaction after taking a small bite.

"The taste is very good, I can give it a 9 points. I can't say it in too much detail, but it is delicious. The next one is ice cream. Well, it is also delicious. The pizza is also good. I don't like the salad with lemon. I like it, but it’s still delicious. Is this a steamed stuffed bun? I like it! The deep-fried dough sticks are also delicious..."

After eating all the food prepared by the players, the magician ended his meal with a glass of honey water, feeling that this job is not bad.

Noticing that the boss did not change the stop gesture, she breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed her sore chin and asked, "How is the effect?"

"It's great, I'm almost obsessed with you." The boss said calmly.

"It's not good to tease an old woman like that. Hope someone comes tomorrow."

"The effect is so good, it should be no problem."

But to the disappointment of the boss, no one came the next day.

The news last night was not without effect, he could see some poor people looking at this place hungrily.

Ragged poor people stood in the distance, covered in dirt, they tiptoed cautiously, looking at the food placed outside the Temple of the Nameless God, and sometimes greedily twitched their noses, catching the aroma of the food in the air.

Occasionally, there are poor people who want to approach here, but when the distance reaches a certain level, a holy light will descend from the sky, hanging above the head of the poor like a beacon.

Immediately afterwards, a team of paladins would appear, capture the pauper and take him away, which would take less than a minute.

Seeing this scene, the boss felt dizzy.

Gou planning, you still have to play with us at this time, right?

Why is it so difficult to do a task honestly!

Calling other players, he asked with a sad face: "What should I do? Gou plans to hack the enemy! They have occupied the city of hot springs, and they don't let the residents here come to pay homage. Who has a good idea?"

"Give me 50,000 knives and axes, and I will come to see you tonight with the head of the bishop of the God of Health." Wolong said solemnly.

"There are so many people I don't need to ask you, they have already pushed this place flat and played basketball with the bishop's head. Next!"

Feng Chu stood up slowly: "It doesn't take that much, just give me 40,000 knives!"

"It's not a matter of quantity, you can't understand human speech! Hypnotist, what do you think?"

"Difficult to deal with." The hypnotist shook his head, "New and old players can't tell the difference now, and the current situation is that the city of hot springs has been run by the God of Health sect like an iron bucket, and it is difficult for us to check in. Unless it is In a new city, it's better. Wait..."

When the hypnotist realized the problem, the boss also realized the key point if he didn't change it.

They looked at each other and suddenly shouted in unison: "Build a new city!"

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