This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Dear players, although we did not hold a National Day event, we still thoughtfully prepared a new version update event. Three months later, on the timeline sixty years ago, we will open a large dlc, [Crazy Gods]. At that time, all the gods will fall into a state of complete madness and begin to attack the player."

"Friendly reminder, the difficulty of this dlc is extremely high. Although it should not matter if it fails, it will greatly affect the timeline seventy-five years later, and will have a series of unpredictable effects on future version plans."

"Because this game is still in the closed beta state (I know that many players want to complain about this, but I just did it, you bite me), so the company will not be responsible for any situations such as stuck levels and excessive difficulty. Just That's it."

After reading this temporary announcement, most players were speechless.

How can this game company, like Yingjiang, be able to shovel hard at the lower limit every time, thus opening up a new path to the lower limit.

But complaints are complaints, the players are still excited!

"Three months is enough for us to develop new gadgets. If we form a team, I must drive a Gundam!"

"This time feels a bit delicate. Things that are too big may not be able to get out, but things that are smaller should be fine."

"The current development directions include magic industry, melee combat, gods, farmers, traps and traits. There are many directions, but it seems a bit difficult to find the direction I am good at."

"Why don't you ask the magical Emperor Ou?"

"...A genius!"

Thus, Ouhuang inexplicably got a new job, drawing lots.

At the beginning, I just rubbed a few balls of paper and asked Ouhuang to help me choose, but I found that the paper balls could not cover all the development directions and details, so the disappearing hairline specially wrote a small program to let Ouhuang downloaded it to his ghost system.

The function of this small program is very simple. It allows Ouhuang to randomly generate a word with two to ten characters, so that Ouhuang can provide the other party with a development direction.

With this small function, Ouhuang no longer needs to draw lots like before, but looks at the words generated in the small program, and then tells the other party: "The most suitable occupation for you is professional dog licking."

If the player expresses dissatisfaction, it can also be reset randomly again, but the probability is exactly the same.

After moving from the European Emperor to a different development direction, some people are happy and some are worried.

"Funny detective, can a real thing be considered a profession?" The unqualified detective asked incredulously, "Is the detective industry so complicated now that you can't get out without any special features?"

"You're fine. My best development direction is a blasphemer. What should I do? Find a god and blaspheme him?" the professor asked in disbelief.

"The most suitable development direction for me is Wolong!" Wolong shouted happily after seeing the result.

"I'm Fengchu!" Fengchu shouted excitedly.

Although they were a little puzzled by the result, most players accepted this fact and prepared to follow this reminder for career planning.

After clarifying the most basic development direction, nearly a thousand players gathered outside the new hot spring city, preparing to hold the first general player representative conference.

A large number of slimes gathered in an open space that had just been cleaned up. The colorful spheres looked like LED lights under the light of the lantern, filling the open space with a dreamy atmosphere.

But not long after the opening, a conflict broke out between old and new players.

After all, apart from the previous conflicts in Hammer Town, there have also been sporadic small wars in other places. Some old players were beaten to death by new players like brown sugar. Now is a good opportunity to avenge their hatred.

After crushing more than a dozen dog heads, everyone suppressed their anger and started a "friendly" negotiation.

However, although there was no direct battle, the smell of gunpowder between each other is still very strong. Various masters of Versailles, yin and yang, masters of eccentricity, masters and masters emerge in endlessly.

"It won't work like this." During the intermission, the super high school-level fraudster found the editor, "If this continues, a civil war may break out."

"I have the same feeling." The editor nodded, "So I'm going to contact hackers to find out everyone's personal information, and then threaten them in reality."

"Brother, don't! What's the big deal, as for using your dirty power?"

"Isn't that how power should be used?"

"...Will you be more civilized! Besides, this is a temporary solution rather than a root cause. It's better to defend the mouth of the people than Fangchuan."

"Then what do you think should be done?"

"It is best to use a more civilized method to resolve the conflict between them. This method should be confrontational and have a strong sense of participation. It is best for everyone to be familiar with it, and it is also suitable for everyone to cultivate themselves in the process. ability...how do you feel about playing table tennis?"

The editor looked at the other party, and felt that there was something wrong with the other party's brain?

"Everyone is familiar with billiards, but are you sure you can do it this way?"

"Try it first, there is no loss if you fail anyway. Moreover, everyone can use their own special abilities during the game, but in order to balance the difference in attributes between new and old players, old players must bring a certain amount of negative buffs." , what do you think of this?"

The editor thought about it, and felt that if this condition was added, then the game seemed to be possible to play.

The two slimes discussed together for a long time with their buttocks pouted, and finally came up with a preliminary plan before the second conflict broke out.

"Rabbits, stop arguing!"

With a shout from the editor, the two slimes with weapons in their mouths stopped, their red eyes flashing like hungry wolves in the darkness.

Rao, the editor, was startled by the players' gazes, but he said calmly: "In order to give everyone a good chance to resolve disputes, I am going to have a table tennis match with a super high school-level fraudster. Because This is the first session, so the rules are simple, and everyone registers voluntarily. The rules of the competition are very simple, and the contestants will use the knockout method to select the champion. The champion can have the right to host the next conference, and all players must seriously consider their opinions.”

"In order to balance the difference in attributes between old and new players, all old players must add buffs such as deceleration, weakness, and lack of magic power. However, during the game, all players can use their own abilities."

"Now, I announce that the first table tennis competition begins! We will issue detailed rules later."

In this way, the table tennis competition between the players began.

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