This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Playing table tennis? What do you think? You are so active in such a boring activity, you might as well be a graduate student for me. There are too few graduate students recently, and it is impossible to find a satisfactory handyman. Hey, you can't do it Ah, don't blame me if the forehand is weak and the backhand is weak, the short ball is too far and the long ball is boring."

"...Professor, don't you know this well?"

"Stop talking nonsense, anyway, I won't participate in such a boring game."

Thus, the professor was sent to the referee's seat.

Due to the good mass base of table tennis, there are a lot of people participating. Almost half of the players decide to try it out once, and there will be no serious consequences if they lose.

They quickly built dozens of standard ping-pong tables, and the rackets were uniformly customized, so as to prevent a group of people from losing because of poor equipment.

After three days of sea selection, sixteen contestants were finally selected.

Many problems were also exposed during the audition process, such as smashing the ball too hard and causing the table to break, and hitting the opponent's face with a racket that caused a kill, etc.

For this reason, the players purposely built sixteen steel ball tables, reinforced them with magic, and stipulated that anyone who kills the opponent during the game will be punished as a loser.

And to the surprise of players, this activity was unexpectedly popular.

In the beginning, it was just the players who were competing, but as their movements grew louder, many indigenous residents also heard about it and began to watch the game.

NPCs from some player camps also came here, and after mastering the rules, they began to serve on the table, and finally entered the top sixteen.

On the first day of the round of sixteen, the arena in the new hot spring city was already full of people.

Some wealthy people even rushed over from the hot spring city and bought high-priced VIP tickets. The ticket price alone caused the new hot spring city's finances to recover.

The arena, which can accommodate tens of thousands of people, is full of seats at this time, and the priests of the Nameless God carry popcorn and drinks walking in the auditorium, while the hypnotist broadcasts the scene through his own ability, which makes other people Even if you can't get to the scene, you can watch the game at home.

After the gorgeous fireworks show, the round of sixteen finally started.

"Hey, can you hear me? Well, this is Rotten Apple. I'm the commentator for this game, although I don't know anything about table tennis. So I'm responsible for most of the complaints.

And the professor next to me is in charge of explaining. Professor, say hello to everyone. "

"Hi everyone, I'm a professor. I have four doctoral titles and I'm currently recruiting graduate students. I'm twenty-nine years old, single, and my preference is..."

"No one asked you such a boring question. Believe it or not, I will kill you now. Hurry up and introduce the opponents in the first match."

"...It's humiliating! The first game is Angry Birds. I have watched his audition games, and he is very strong. He is a technical player. His idol trainee career has made his physical fitness Yes, it is said that he is also handsome in reality. Why is this kind of person not popular? Why don’t you come to my graduate school and help me attract some female students, don’t want to be an actor anymore.”

Rotten Apple jumped one meter high and killed the professor.

When the professor came back from the resurrection, Rotten Apple grabbed the other person's stomach and said, "You mention graduate students again! Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now!"

"You've already fucked up once!"

"Then do it again!"

"...Cut. The one fighting Angry Birds is... Crazy Policewoman! Run, Angry Birds! The opponent is a lunatic, you still have time to abstain!"

A racket flew out from the table below, and after covering a distance of 300 meters, it accurately hit the professor and sent him to be reborn.

The professor who came back sat on the commentary table with a look of bad luck on his face.

"Die twice a day, you really deserve it. Next time, it should be stipulated that the one who kills the commentator will be directly punished. Alright, the two contestants have entered, and they have started to shake hands friendly. Angry Bird has used his ability, and he put The crazy girl policewoman and the ball table are on fire, isn't he afraid of burning the opponent to death and causing himself to be judged as a loser!"

Beside the pool table, the crazy policewoman looked at the flames wrapped around her body.

During the handshake, the Angry Birds threw part of its body directly, causing the entire table, including the Crazy Police Girl, to be enveloped in flames.

"It's a good attempt, but what's the point?" The crazy policewoman asked with a smile.

"That's a different story. You'll find out in a second. Let's get started."

Angry Birds bites the racket, throws the ball up with its slimy body, and then sends a beautiful backspin to the opposite side.

The angle of this ball is very tricky. Although both sides have debuffs, it still makes the ball so fast that only an afterimage remains.

"Hmph, that's all."

Catching the ball head-on, the Crazy Girl Policewoman just wanted to bounce the ball back, but when it hit the ball, the ping-pong ball instantly turned into a pile of flames and disappeared without a trace.

"1:0." The professor said ruthlessly.

"Professor, what's going on?" Rotten Apple asked curiously.

"The angry bird has evolved, and he has begun to learn how to control his flames. Do you see the flame on the outer circle? It is not a simple flame, but a part of the angry bird's body. Before hitting the ball After that, he instantly raised the temperature of the ball and vaporized it, and the opponent had no ball to play, so he could only be sentenced to lose."

"That's fine too! I don't play table tennis very much, so don't lie to me!"

"I can't help it. Because special skills are added to the table tennis in the game, many rules can only be supplemented one by one. And the opponent is indeed only using his own ability, so there is no problem. But after this game, you can't play it casually. The rule of destroying ping pong balls needs to be added."

"What about the crazy little policewoman?"

"do not know."

On the field, Angry Birds became extremely rampant.

"Hahaha, crazy sister, don't think that I will let you because you are a girlfriend who took off her clothes! This trick was originally intended to be used in the finals, but it is already used here to give you face. You just admit defeat obediently and then Let me go to the final!"

"I want to ask, what proposal will you make after you win the championship?"

"Let everyone help me make my debut!"

"This is no longer the goal in the game, how hard are you in reality! And you can just lick the editor's hand for this matter?"

"I also have a good face!"

"It's already shameless for you to say such things publicly!"

"I don't care, watch the ball!"

After burning off the second ball, the two finally started to change serve.

The Crazy Policewoman, who wanted to save the situation in one go, watched the ball explode into a pile of fireworks on her racket after the serve was returned.

"How about it, crazy sister, I use the Duhai style for this self-explosive ball move, let's see how you break it!"

"Hmph, you don't think that's all I have to do. Fortunately, Guan Ouhuang asked for a happiness pool before, and now I'm opening it! Come on, summon!"

After the Crazy Policewoman used the special skill [Summon], everyone saw a black summoning circle emerge under the table tennis table.

Groups of dark green spores flew out from the summoning array and filled the entire space.

These spores are harmless to humans and animals, and they don't have any offensive power. They just float in mid-air very ordinary, and there is nothing special about them.

Angry Birds watched the spores warily and tried to incinerate them with flames.

However, the spores seemed to be extremely resistant to the flames, which did not destroy all the spores.

"To be mysterious, the self-explosive ball technique is invincible in the world!"

A ball was sent out, and the ball exploded the moment the Mad Devil Girls touched the racket.

However, the ball did not disappear after the explosion, but was slammed back by the Crazy Policewoman, and penetrated the Angry Bird's body, leaving a round scorched black channel on his body surface.

"Why can I call back! Killing, killing! Hey, I'm not dead?"

Accompanied by the cry of the angry bird, Rotten Apple asked suspiciously: "Professor?"

"Smart." The professor nodded, "This kind of spore should not be as simple as flame resistance, it should be able to absorb flames. After being summoned, the crazy girl policewoman let the spores wrap the ball so that it would not be incinerated by the high temperature. It seems that after this match, Ouhuang's [Happiness Pool] also needs to be banned."

"Why isn't the angry bird dead?"

"Slime also has a core. As long as the core is not destroyed, it is basically difficult to die. As expected of the crazy girl policewoman, this blow seems fierce but it avoids the opponent's core well. The trick of not killing each other is really too high-end."

"Is this something worthy of praise!"

On the field, Angry Birds quickly realized that there was something wrong with these spores.

When the trump card was cracked, the angry bird immediately shouted: "I believe..."

Before he could finish speaking, a slice directly penetrated his speech organs, making him unable to admit defeat.

The Crazy Policewoman played with the racket unhurriedly, and said with a smile: "Ping-pong, how can we do it without scoring 11 points in three rounds?"

Two lines of hot tears flowed down from the corners of Angry Bird's eyes in despair.

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