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"Fellow Daoist, you are not afraid of monsters and ghosts, how can a cup of foreign tea make you nervous like this."

Yue Si, who was flipping through Ninth Uncle's ancient books, asked.

Although his cultivation and knowledge are more than that of Ninth Uncle, he is lacking in magical powers and techniques. The application of mana summed up by countless seniors has a very strong reference for today's Yue Si.

For example, in the Five Thunder Palm, it talks about the way of mana interfering with the yin and yang changes of vitality to stimulate thunder and lightning. The instantaneous temperature that thunder and lightning can reach can be more than 20,000 degrees Celsius, which is about five times the temperature of the surface of the sun. In the realm of the five thunders, all the evil spirits will be turned into ashes under the palms of the five thunders.

Although the ninth uncle of this magical power has not been inherited here, the general principles are explained in the books. Yue Si can also simulate the potential of thunder and lightning through his own mana, plus his own knowledge about electricity and magnetism. knowledge can be developed for many purposes.

Ninth Uncle said: "It's not good for a person to live a breath of life and the Buddha to fight for a stick of incense.

Yue Si smiled: "There are many kinds of foreign tea, cocoa, coffee - in fact, you don't have to worry, friend, no matter how foreign tea is, it is actually only one kind of drink, what can go wrong when you eat and drink water. "

Ninth Uncle said, "That's what I said, but after all, it's a foreign thing. I'm afraid to make a joke like Wang Dun."

Wang Dun was a powerful official in the Eastern Jin Dynasty. He came from a noble family, made great military exploits, and became a princess. He saw dates in a lacquer box in the latrine and thought they were dried fruits. In fact, it was just to prevent the smell It was used to plug the nostrils; the maid brought water and bath beans for her to cleanse her hands, but because the container was too delicate, Wang Dun mistakenly thought it was soup, and drank it.

After hitting a haha, Yue Si said, "Ninth Uncle, although Renjia Town is considered a wealthy place in Shili Baxiang, compared to Shili Yangchang, it is still a poor and backward small place, even a flush toilet. No, you thought it would have something nice here that you haven't seen before?"

"And a foreign tea house might make a little money in a more affluent provincial capital, but in this Renjia Town, it is estimated that the people who opened the shop are just embarrassing and making jokes."

Yue Si said a few words, so that the ninth uncle regained his confidence. Although there was no change in appearance, there was more momentum in his bones.

Then Yue Si continued: "Since I'm going to Heyang tea, I can't lose the momentum, otherwise I will prepare two suits and shoes for the Taoist friends in the town scene - I guess it's impossible to get any good coffee in the town, I'll take a can I'll give you the best coffee beans to slap you in the face."

Ninth Uncle was quite moved, but he still refused - he paid Master Ren's appointment, just to discuss the matter of moving the grave for the old man, not really for tea, pretending to be a scene or something, next time.

Wen Cai, who had changed into new clothes, went out and came to the most lively street in Renjia Town. The surrounding vendors and pedestrians greeted Jiu Shu one after another. This was brought about by Jiu Shu's usual fame.

"Ninth Uncle, I haven't gained a lot of weight for a few days, and the whole person looks younger." A pedestrian who was quite familiar with Nineth Uncle said jokingly.

Ninth Uncle touched his bulging belly and said, "Yes!"

These days, they are brought by Yue Si, and they have an unlimited supply of good wine and meat all day long. It is difficult not to eat fat. This is because they practice martial arts every day and consume a part of the calories.

In addition, after listening to Yue Si for a few days, his mana cultivation base has improved a lot, and he dare not say that he is rejuvenated. His gray hair has turned black, and the whole person looks more than ten years younger.

When they came to the foreign teahouse, Master Ren and his only daughter, Ren Tingting, had been waiting for a long time.

After waiting for the ninth uncle, Mr. Ren showed the friendship of the landlord and ordered a cup of coffee for the ninth uncle and Wen Cai on his own initiative.

As one of the few female characters, Ren Tingting is a little red in the green bushes, and Ren Tingting is good enough in appearance. Coupled with the doting of Mr. Ren, she has an outstanding temperament. She wears an expensive Western-style gauze skirt and pearl necklaces and precious jewelry. , is more colorful.

Ninth Uncle is well-informed, and his seniority is here.

If Wencai was as good as his name, his literary talent was outstanding, and he looked at Ren Tingting so fascinatedly, this character, one of the four little actresses in the novice village, would be secretly happy.

It's a pity that Wencai's appearance was not satisfactory, so Ren Tingting snorted coldly and was unhappy.

Let's take a look at the clothes of the master and the apprentice. Although they are all new, they are all rustic and not foreign at all. Ren Tingting, who has been baptized by Western culture in the provincial capital, has a contemptuous heart, and has a whole master and apprentice two. people's plans.

After the coffee came, Ren Tingting took a sip first, then poured the milk directly into her mouth, then poured a spoonful of sugar into her mouth, stirred it in her mouth, and then swallowed.

This Wen Cai was stunned for a moment, and then leaned into his master's ear and asked in a low voice, "Master, is there something wrong with this Miss Ren? Why do you drink coffee like this?"

Jiu Shu also whispered: "Foreigners are foreigners after all, and they are different from our country of etiquette. It may be that the orthodox drinking method of foreigners is like this.

Master Ren greeted warmly: "Coffee should be drunk while it's hot, the taste will change when it's cold."

Uncle Jiu gestured with the cup, and then took a sip. After adding sugar and stirring, he tasted the sweetness~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and diluted with milk. Wencai also added sugar and milk according to his own taste.

This familiar appearance made Master Ren quite curious, and asked, "Ninth Uncle, looking at your appearance, why, have you ever drank a foreign tea like coffee before?"

Ninth Uncle nodded and said, "I've had it, and a fellow Taoist gave me some—but I don't know if it's my illusion, or I've only ever drank that kind of coffee, but I always feel that the coffee sold in this store is better in terms of taste and aroma. A little worse, I have some good coffee beans there, I will bring some for you another day."

"This foreign teahouse, it's best not to come again next time."

What Uncle Ninth said was sincere. After getting used to the good coffee that Yue Si brought out, before touching this kind of country stuff, I always felt that something was wrong.

Then I vaguely felt that it was a mistake not to accept the good coffee beans provided by Yue Si. Master Ren was deceived by this deceiving coffee, and he really should try something good.

After these words, Ren Tingting said that her face was red and her ears were red. She saw that the ninth uncle, master and apprentice were full of scumbag temperament, and wanted to rectify them.

The master was by my side, and the clown was me.